Work xmas dinner tomorrow. Coupla quid left in my pot as well that I can put toward a drink. Glad I have to go to Manc the following day so I can't stick around and get shattered and embarrass myself and/or see others embarrass themselves.

That veggie restaurant that was turning people away for trying to use the fiver were being fucking tossers though, if you ask me. Can imagine them turning away a homeless bloke who'd been given one by a kind stranger.

Ouch!

Great aunt's died. Real shame, I always liked her, was quite a chipper person for her age until she got ill, don't think I ever had an uncomfortable moment around her. I remember one point about 5-6 years ago she accidentally ran herself over and made it out of that surprisingly ok. Brain tumor real...

31's my best. Ugh.

What free-for-all'd me today: Got me long johns out, -4°C in the morning, will be the coldest part of the country with it being about 7-9°C average in Scotland. Probably the coldest it's dropped to in Bristol since I've moved here, I think.

Bag of nails? Nah, that's just a normal small pub which decided at some point to have cats. Last time I went there everyone else was hogging them. No fair

The old brummoi lent me her earphones to listen to some training modules I had to do. Predictably they stank of fags but also had earwax encrusted in the hole so I just held one earpiece close to my ear. Fingers then stank and I had to go wash them

Bristol's getting a cat cafe

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-he ... r-38131721

If I was a parent here I'd see a perfect tout opportunity...

"anyone buy or sell tigg'its?"

Great aunt's on her last legs and have been told to bear in mind she may pass soon before or after Xmas.

New housemate just dropped by to sign the new contract. Weight off my shoulders, sound bloke as well.

I may have a cashew addiction.

Landlord is really dragging his feet now.

So I have my bro's Amazon delivery. The courier delivered it 10 doors away because they apparently can't read numbers, so whoever lives there handed it to my neighbours just earlier, who managed to catch my housemate as she arrived. Said neighbours said they too had an email for one of their Amazon ...

Brother informs me Amazon emailed to confirm his present to me had been delivered and left with 'reception' which is fucking vague. No card left. Downstairs neighbour ain't seen it. Next door to our right don't have it. Next door to our left answered by some family friend who couldn't see anything a...