i would buy someone flowers on valentines day if i had someone to buy them for. i ALWAYS end up single on valentines day :( I've been in a relationship for the last 3 valentines days. First 2 with the same guy but still no flowers, not even a card or recognition of the day. Guess I'm not too fussed...

Metal_saddle wrote:anyone ever had a moment of clarity

Clarity is relative, much like the facts on Wikipedia. I've had moments of clarity from that though, just being nerdy about cars or phiosophy.

An old woman buying nothing but reduced items that wouldn't scan properly at like 5 minutes before closing time and whose cards would not work.

Oh, and The Sun, as it always does.

Bending a creaky microphone stand over the tannoy at work. There's fuck all interesting to do in a supermarket when it goes quiet...

logandog1 wrote:Having to work today.

+1. Shit.

I'm working today I have an instant coffee around about now A grande latte when I get to work Another when I get my break Mabye another when I get back from it Another when the shift ends. Free drinks are evil. I reckon Starbucks give us caffeine addictions just so we don't quit our jobs. Even if y...

siliconfury wrote:I've also a fairly hefty collection of Oor Wullie & The Broons bi-annuals going back to the late 70s, as well as quite a few of the hardback collections.

There's a parody similar to that in Private Eye called Pa Broon. Goods stuff

Calibur wrote:It seems less fun to take caffeine pills. Have 100 coffees, a la Fry.

I had a large 4-shot Starbucks latte today, and if I had had at least another 3-shot one, according to the BBC I could've started hallucinating... http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/7827761.stm

Danroush wrote:
Speaking of beer related songs, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Y39JehmZO4

Definitely spirits for me next year. More portable. I will learn from your misfortune last year and actually live through it

This which I saw on some forum I googled up: This kid wanted to mess himself up. To honestly think that you could ingest 24 tablets (4800 mg) of caffeine and not cause serious harm, is blame that should lie on his parents. This all comes back to my theory that we should take the warning labels off ...

Luke- wrote:I was just trying to make a fat joke. I think Yngwie is ace.

Tut tut!
High-pitched and likereallyreallyfast does not an awesome guitar solo make.

Luke- wrote:

Hungry Freak wrote:Here's a guitar solo with more about it than every fibre in Malmsteen's body.

There's no fibre in Yngwie's body.

BA-ZING?

Here's a man who knows the truth

I wouldn't say it requires a genius to write a song about titties and beer though, hell I could write a song about peepees and vk in a minute and everyone would love it! :P Musically Frank Zappa is still ahead of everyone, even though he's been dead since 1993. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kBQPkL...

It is ever citizen's moral duty to disobey laws they feel are unjust or unfair. Implying morality exists, we have a moral duty to do anything :P I never claimed to be an anarchist, and I am not. I think that the people who would compromise other individual's freedom should be oppressed in some way ...

I'm smoking and drinking JD in the kitchen while my mum unknowingly sleeps. Shit, just got ash on my laptop...