Not old enough

Turisas' official twitter page retweeted my post!!!

A really thorough rogering. Ironically that colleague in question is named Roger.

Knowing that I have to get up tomorrow and have a full day. And that last night a bunch of my "mates" told the mates of a work collegue that I slept with his sister. I dont think he knows yet and in fairness to me I did it before I was working with him and had no other connection to the gi...

Going to the Birmingham German market and getting some caramelised peanuts then checking the forum properly for the first time all weekend while having a poo. Since I got it friday morning AC: Brotherhood has been the main focus of my existence

MotorAmarth wrote:I was sick of being black

THERE IS NO GOING BACK

What about angelic blonde hair with blue eyes?

Imperanonn wrote:The men dressed in red doing vocalisations on Have I Got News For You.

I loled

All UCAS has done to me is organise my university applications and make the whole process alot easier. Those Bastards.
In all honesty my only beef with ucas is that I actually have to bother doing it, life would be far more difficult without it.

Corpse_Flower wrote:

Prometherion91 wrote:

Corpse_Flower wrote:Fucking UCAS makes me rage

Wait until you reach Student Finance, you'll love it!

I think you mean 'if' you reach student finance

Same Same Same Fucking UCAS

woo yeah AC brotherhood

Applecore wrote:

Jobdone wrote:If I'm going to be part of this I demand to be called The Duke of Despair.

If this happens then can I be Sir Wanksalot?

I'll be Squire Stickybelly

My weight. In an average week I probably eat fast food about 5 out of 7 days. In the last 24 hours I've had Dominos, Maccies and Chinese, its not even out of the ordinary. Somehow though I always stay at a fair 10 stone. Im not skinny, but neither am I particularly fat. According to the doctor yeste...

I feel like I'm gonna vomit. I'd rather actually be vomiting than sitting here feeling nauseous.

Haha Its all about Tamworth! We've got castles and snow and shit. What have you got? Loads of beer and crisps?..... Hang on a sec.