The Malay word for vagina is "faraj" - pronounced in the same way as a certain party leader's surname.

Been impressed by the Wild Beer Company recently. I wasn't all that impressed with my first beer from them a while ago, but that might have been because it was keg rather than bottle conditioned. The bottled stuff I've had from them recently has been amazing. Now drinking: Wild Beer's "Milliona...

Been working this week moving stuff out of the old warehouse my training school was at. The work was pretty sad but it's been a great chance to catch up with my tutor and have some proper Marillion, Toto and Steely Dan sessions. Any band I put on, he'll have a garunteed story, it's great. "oh ...

Going to see ICW in a couple of weeks.

http://insanewrestling.co.uk/event.php?id=77

Apparently Sabu is going to be there (opponent TBC).

Looks like the Buckie Boys are gonna be there too...

http://www.insanewrestling.co.uk/videos.php?v=pgKKj73_Jis

All these headlines about the pilots. We fucking demonise mental health enough as it is, we don't need "DEPRESSION BLAH BLAH" on the front page of shit. I somehow managed to go to work for nearly a year with depression without murdering 150 people. Yeah, that really annoyed me. If you tak...

JamieH wrote:The guy who told me "You've got cancer, may as well kill yourself"

It shouldn't annoy me as much as it has...but it does, urghhh

You should have replied "You're an incorrigible cunt, may as well kill YOURself"

POWDERED TOOOOAAAAAST MAAAAAAAAAAAN!

Classic!

Made beer bread again tonight. Still can't believe how little effort it takes - no kneading, no waiting for it to rise, no knocking back. Might see what that's like toasted in the morning.

I reckon Johnny Vaughn is in with a shout of replacing Clarkson. He's just about Roger-Mellie-Out-Of-Viz-ish for the job. ...or Ross noble - he's on the leader-board for Star in a Reasonably Priced Car and, IMHO, Top Gear focusses far too much on cars and should dedicate more time to chimps on unicy...

It's quite weird by European standards...but by Japanese standards, it's quite normal.

Heard the new Nickelback song last night and it was so bad I actually burst out laughing. Seriously if you haven't heard it, wait for the chorus :lol: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IfB_K4RGtDo I hope George Clinton's not heard that. If he witnesses them besmirching the name of The Funk like that,...

The only "hits" compilation albums were ones like the Top Of The Pops albums. They had nothing to do with the TV programme and were just dodgy cover versions of your favourite songs. But if you wanted a "party album" they were the only option. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Top_of...

Better than being woken up by Sting's solo stuff.

Prince's vaults are in the news again. Some sources seem to be reporting this as if it's a new thing but I remember hearing about them back in the 90s. He's reputedly got at least as much unrealeased music as he has released...possibly much more. I suspect, among those archives, you may be able to f...

Some woman phoned me and without saying hello or anything she just went "Did Chris miss his bus this morning?" "Ummm.. I think you have the wrong number, sorry." "Oh ok.. bye" Two seconds later she rings me again, tell her she still has the wrong number.. and again..an...