That's a lot to lay on somebody so young. I hope it works out OK for you all.

At some point this morning my mood seems to have nosedived from "fed up" into "What's the fucking point in me being here?"
I hate the way my brain works sometimes.

WPMOT? I seem to be having one of those weeks where everything is queueing up for the opportunity to piss me off.

If she does get arrested then the EDL is simply going to point out that certain Muslim clerics have pretty much been calling for Jihad and been left alone.
In the grand scheme of things, being a racist idiot - and she is, btw - is not the worst thing you can be.

Her face is severe. Her cleavage is half hearted. Her forehead is oblong. And I'm fairly certain she's not really a nurse.

Successfully retuned a reed on my expensive melodeon. One of the 3 reeds on the Bb was tuned so that the tremolo was slightly wetter than the tremolo on the rest of the notes, which made it sound horrible when played, so I managed to dry it up by flattening the offending reed, and now it sounds hea...

Just for a change, it would be nice for things to go wrong and have a nice, simple solution. My sink dilemna keeps escalating from "You have a bit of grease clogging up the pipe" to "You have a lot of grease clogging up the pipe" to"Rats may have collapsed the pipe and it's ...

In order:

Yes
Yes
Yes
Erm...no thanks.

Apparently my plumbing system was designed by Heath Robinson. Which means the drain guys can't do anything and there's a good chance they'll have to rip my kitchen out before they can unfuck it. .
FFS

Currently: John Ringo - Eye of the Storm.

A disappointing bacon buttie.

Mine has been steadily creeping up since I was sixteen. Frankly, the amount of effort it would take to shift it just seems pointless.

Well, I have two chaps in high-vis jackets contemplating my drains and they're not sounding puzzled so I live in hope.

Although,as tends to happen with skilled personnel of any stripe, I'm pretty certain they now think I'm a muppet.

I've got a plumber coming today to look at my sink. What I'm hoping will happen: "Oh yes. I know what this is. Let me weild this gizmo here for ten minutes and your sink will be fixed." What I'm expecting to happen: "Hmm. Before I can fix this, I need to take your kitchen apart, at wh...

Being awake at 2am with a headache would be a good place to start.