It's called 'not very effective as a contraceptive'. It's amazing how many women get pregnant unintentionally.

Purple n Batty wrote:

Moonburp wrote:Had a weigh-in this morning, result said I have a BMI of 18.6 meaning that I'm now no longer underweight.

Finally. Fucking fucking finally.

Great news.

OMG, the coil. The worst four months of my life. I would have taken it out myself if I could. Heavy, painful as my body tried its hardest to get rid and worrying as one of my friends' twins was born holding hers.... I know you can get them impregnated with progesterone which is supposed to help but ...

I only work 16 days a year.... I ought to be able to cope

Every year I decide to do my books monthly and every year I end up in January trying to make sense of a box full of receipts and juggle numbers to do my tax return. Normally this isn't a major drama, just a pain, but this year because I'm so poorly I find it harder than ever to concentrate. I still ...

I quite like cooking

Couldn't see it through the red haze!
I phoned them instead

Buying things on teh internets. Going through all the form filling crap only to discover when I hit the Pay button they want paypal which I don't have

So... Before Christmas I had a slight coming together with a parked car and scuffed the wheel arch trim- entirely my fault. I clipped the car with my tyre- not a single mark on my very dirty Fuggles so it can only have been the tyre. The car is a Mini Cooper, the wheel arch trim costs £60.00 plus th...

Ghost wrote:

siliconfury wrote:It's not Holly

Sauce

Ah yeah but anyone can pretend to not be themselves.

Holly has a ridiculously tiny waist and her hair is much nicer.

True.

Woke with a really bad headache today and a very wet Eirik on my face. Eirik was cured with a towel but nothing seems to be touching this headache

No dishwasher tablets and I'm just back from a festival.... I think that may be grounds for divorce.

being taken for a mug

Probably involved an electric current....