"Hello Mr Rees-Mogg, can Sixtus come out and play?" :lol: Can you imagine a kid getting through the security gate, walking a mile down his driveway, avoiding getting pecked by the free-roaming pheasants and lowering the drawbridge on the moat to knock his castle door, just to get told Six...

Nothing wrong with still liking Pokemon, it's the people whose moral, social and political worldview is based entirely on Harry Potter that's the problem.

The single odious Labour candidate nobody likes finds themselves without a seat. This isn't strictly true as the party election material ranks their candidates in order they want them returned (usually in order of seniority) and urge voters to vote in that order. This way the party's chosen #1 will...

Single Transferable Vote. It's the only voting system that makes sense in the UK.

Looking at houses in Belfast, decide to use Google Maps to find out if particular streets might be a bit too politically colourful for my tastes. I drop into street view in the middle of the road and the first thing I see is a massive bit of graffiti that says "REMEMBER 1690 - NO SURRENDER!&qu...

Here's some handy flashcards/Top Trumps for those who want to acquaint yourself with the characters who may be extracting concessions from Theresa May in the very near future. https://www.facebook.com/maimkillrepeat/posts/10158923977220220 Emma Pengelly's damn good looking for a politician. http://...

Here's some handy flashcards/Top Trumps for those who want to acquaint yourself with the characters who may be extracting concessions from Theresa May in the very near future.

https://www.facebook.com/maimkillrepeat/posts/10158923977220220

Probably quite a while, the DUP have backed nearly every decision that the Conservatives have made over the last few years anyway, particularly as concerns austerity. They are also fully behind a hard brexit thanks to some tactical large party donations, and are even more corrupt (look up the DUP's ...

If May has to give them a ministerial post for their 10 seats then let's hope it's not health, culture, environment or energy. They'll fuck up anything they touch but those are the departments you especially don't want fundamentalist christians running.

Looking at houses in Belfast, decide to use Google Maps to find out if particular streets might be a bit too politically colourful for my tastes. I drop into street view in the middle of the road and the first thing I see is a massive bit of graffiti that says "REMEMBER 1690 - NO SURRENDER!&quo...

Nevermind, turns out I had it set to only I could see the post!

Next election I'm going to come up with a whole list of put downs and then tour all the polling stations in town recording them all.

First world problems as hell, but fuck it. I've had a photo of my month old nephew up on Facebook for 3 hours now with no likes. What the hell, do people not know an adorable little poo monster when they see one?

Anyone get any good slabbering in at the campaigners of a party they hate outside the polling station? I couldn't resist myself.

"Hi, can I give you a leaflet for Alex Easton (DUP)?"

"No thanks, I've plenty of toilet paper in the house already."

http://s0.geograph.org.uk/geophotos/04/93/43/4934355_68385587.jpg I hope the opposition parties run with the slogan "he'll shiv you in the back" :lol: That's the sort of personal attacks that local electioneering in North Down consists of basically! The various Unionist parties have been ...