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by Korthkor
Mon May 07, 2012 12:55 am
Forum: The Bloodstock Arms
Topic: I am *hic* drunk on the fuggin' internet
Replies: 2570
Views: 378599

Re: I am *hic* drunk on the fuggin' internet

...and then 6 cans of Strongbow later I had really horrible chest pains, so much that I couldn't sit up. No one knew what to do so I went out for some fresh air and sat down and then just projectile vomited everywhere. That's because strongbow is better than lighter fluid when it comes to inducing ...
by Korthkor
Mon May 07, 2012 12:24 am
Forum: The Bloodstock Arms
Topic: Computer Games Thread
Replies: 14050
Views: 1441595

Re: Computer Games Thread

Bows are fun too, but still broken. They're still too weak. Try bound bows. They're the most powerful bows in the game, have unlimited ammo, weight nothing, and raise both your conjuration and archery. Conjuration is great for another reason still - get it high enough, and you can have the dead thr...
by Korthkor
Sun May 06, 2012 11:20 pm
Forum: Metal Discussion
Topic: Metal magazines - PLEASE ANSWER!!!!
Replies: 260
Views: 154130

Re: Metal magazines - PLEASE ANSWER!!!!

I don't buy it since it started worshiping Bring Me The Hairspray and other shite like that. Same reason I stopped buying emo hammer a few years back, plus it's underground section was a joke. I did buy zero tolerance for about a year, but stopped after they published three issues which had more to...
by Korthkor
Sat Jun 25, 2011 9:14 pm
Forum: The Bloodstock Arms
Topic: A free-for-all thread
Replies: 18367
Views: 1926092

Re: A free-for-all thread

Chips+Gravy+Cheese. Replace the 'chips' with 'instant mash' and you're livin' easy.
by Korthkor
Mon Jun 20, 2011 6:54 pm
Forum: The Bloodstock Arms
Topic: A free-for-all thread
Replies: 18367
Views: 1926092

Re: A free-for-all thread

Today, I plunged my right arm elbow-deep into the water of my previous fish tank (I took the Fish out ages ago, but didn't drain away the water - I knew the consequences of this blunder would SURELY be grim!). The water was CRUSTY , and my hand reeked afterwards. I couldn't wash my hand(s) 'cus I wa...
by Korthkor
Sun Jun 19, 2011 5:13 pm
Forum: The Bloodstock Arms
Topic: The Relationships Thread
Replies: 25880
Views: 2265207

Re: The Relationships Thread

I've been with my girlfriend (soon to be wife) since I was 15 years old... I'm only 21 now but six years through the midst of your teen years is one helluva' chunk of life. We grew up together in a shithole town (Don't EVER come to wrexham friends!) and we've fought our way through all the shit you ...
by Korthkor
Sat Jun 18, 2011 10:00 pm
Forum: The Bloodstock Arms
Topic: I am *hic* drunk on the fuggin' internet
Replies: 2570
Views: 378599

Re: I am *hic* drunk on the fuggin' internet

This is some of tonight's 'banter', presented for your convenience in the form of dialogue... Kromm. Korthkor - My guts hurt. Kromm. Utt - Well, you have been drinking! Kromm. Korthkor - I'm pissed. Kromm. Utt - But we still have two bottles of wine to go! Kromm. Korthkor - Well then, I obviously ha...
by Korthkor
Sat Jun 18, 2011 6:04 pm
Forum: The Bloodstock Arms
Topic: What pissed you off today
Replies: 70914
Views: 5896157

Re: What pissed you off today

25 litres of Mead in my living room that just WILL NOT FERMENT! How am I meant to spend the entire summer out of my mind without something so simple as fermentation?!
by Korthkor
Sat Jun 18, 2011 5:57 pm
Forum: The Bloodstock Arms
Topic: movies
Replies: 16661
Views: 1784612

Re: movies

Good: Withnail & I - First watched it when I was about ten years old, and had not the feintest idea of what was going on. Now, it's a favourite. Bad: Iron Man 2 - This was a christmas present. It was only it's minimal resale value that stayed my hand and stopped me from frisbeeing it out of my b...
by Korthkor
Sat Jun 18, 2011 5:24 pm
Forum: Metal Discussion
Topic: Metal magazines - PLEASE ANSWER!!!!
Replies: 260
Views: 154130

Re: Metal magazines - PLEASE ANSWER!!!!

USED to read metal hammer, but that got dull pretty soon. Used to read zero tolerance, but to be honest, that mag does not do what it says on the tin. Now I don't read anything at all.