Pah the if only things were different line. If only we lived closer If only things weren't complicated If only I'd met you before X If only blah blah bloody blah :rolleyes: It's up there with the 'no offense, BUT' line. + "I still love you, I'm just not in love with you." Seriously, what ...

Devin AND Behemoth announced.

Also.....i seem to have aquired just over nine thousand pounds.

Win.

Listened to Ziltoid the Omniscient.......again.

I think this album will henceforth inherit the status of being the one i listen to if i need cheering up.

The shirts i bought in London today mean i'm actually going to have to do what i've said i have to do for the past......well......long ass time, and actually GO TO THE FUCKING GYM!!

NOTE: I suck at buying things and it was an accident that i bought them too small.

Nice day out in London.

God, I hate Pokemon.

*Leaves the hall*





















































































*Waves gentials from afar*

WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR!

DO EET!! DOOO EEET NAAAAOOOOWWW!!!

herzeleid wrote:

Jobdone wrote:

Finnvitka wrote:she wants you.

have you done all the usual IQ, mental stability and Welshness tests?

Like fuck I care about that.

She has a vagina, and isn't repulsed by existence.
I'm gonna try and get in there.

Is she fit?

A truly excellent question.

I think it was directed at whoever's hacked her account....

Possibly.

I'm bad at working this type of thing out.

That sucks!!

But is also hilarious.

I don't evern care if it's not true...

Sorry......


...but it kinda is.

The Toad wrote:
Then there's the mad ex story, but no-one will believe that one.

Try us.

She didn't leave?

*cringe*

My mum used to have a rather nasty habit of not knocking before coming into my room. Couple this to the fact that she moves incredibly quietly and......well. Many a moon ago, we had one of my ex gfs over for the summer holiday period because her folks lived in South Africa and it was easier and chea...

I shall add my sympathies Kim.

Always a shame when these things happen.

You mean in a week and a half?

I could do with going back to uni.

Fresher's Week = win.