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Twaddlefish wrote:

splellen wrote:

What was that... a physics, erm, camping holiday?

no... it wasn't.

f=ma! I know that one!! and e=mc2, I paid attention at GCSE, me!

But seriously...if you try and tell the joke about the prime number trying to intergrate or the spherical horse, I will come back and smite you.

Ooh I'm all intregued now, go on, tell some science jokes!

Do so, feel more intelligent then loads of people

You was at download!! I don't really remember seeing you but I remembre you posting pics of your tent on the forum. I did have a look out for you. I didn't have a fancy tent. Just a normal one with my eddie flag.
Some this year.

I wish the equations make sense.

Take care hun. May see you at bloodstock

red (aka maidenswench on download forum!)

nice to see someone recognises me lol!

and the equations do make sense! well, to me anyway

Harry wrote:Do so, feel more intelligent then loads of people

The first one is along the lines of there's all the mathematical functions at a party or something and there's a prime number in the corner all on his own, so over goes a root and says "why don't you come and join the party?", to which the prime replies "I can't integrate!"

I don't get it. Or the one about the horse, but it's using physics and gambling to prove a horse is a sphere.

One I do know!:

Two atoms walk into a bar. One says to the other "You know, I think I've just lost an electron. The other says "Are you sure?" The first replies "Yes, I'm positive!"

Harr harr harr!

Some ruder ones:

I wish I was sin squared x and you were cos squared x, so together we could be one.

I wish I was your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves.

My love for you is like a concave up function because it's always increasing.

Harry wrote:Some ruder ones:

I wish I was sin squared x and you were cos squared x, so together we could be one.

I wish I was your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves.

My love for you is like a concave up function because it's always increasing.

I dare you to try those as chat-up lines and see the reaction on her face.
he he

Well this is me with my hubby D and some random stranger in the middle. Ooops sorry Mr. Cooper we are not worthy
This was or weddin anniversarya couple of years ago. This is our first Bloodstock so be kind we are old and crippled.

Apologies if photo dont come out I am a bit of a tecno moron.
Deb

I've tried a coupla times to put a pic of my sexy mush on here but i just can't seem to get it to work I'm so lame at technology! Nevermind, i'm sure no-one will die of sadness having not seen it!

Twaddlefish wrote:Two atoms walk into a bar. One says to the other "You know, I think I've just lost an electron. The other says "Are you sure?" The first replies "Yes, I'm positive!"

Harr harr harr!

Harry wrote: I wish I was sin squared x and you were cos squared x, so together we could be one.

I wish I was your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves.

My love for you is like a concave up function because it's always increasing.

ha ha

Name:: Holly
Nick:: Holl, Hollz, PJ
Age:: 17
Lives:: Mansfield/Nottingham
Favourite things:: Music (mostly metal/rock), Singing, Bass guitar, Dreadlocks, Junkfood
Least favourite things:: Chavs, Rap/Hiphop, Complete Dickheads, Healthy eating
First bloodstock attended :: This year Anyone want dibs on the newbie? Lol
Last Gig:: Erm...can't remember last big gig, although the charity gig I put on last month with local bands? It's time I got out more... lmao

Right my first post and just so you know who I am and makes it easier to point and go "Oi You!"





p.s The picture is rather posey, Jaxdia took it.

PurpleJellyfish wrote:Favourite things:: Music (mostly metal/rock), Singing, Bass guitar, Dreadlocks, Junkfood

hey! i thought i was the only person with a dreadlock fetish lol
great minds think alike

hey! i thought i was the only person with a dreadlock fetish lol
great minds think alike

Haha you bet!
I spend my time running a small online business. What is the business?
You can only guess! Dreadlocks! Make them. Wear them. Tis a must! lol
Least I know I'll have something to talk to someone about if attending this years BOA =D

Hi im comin to Bloodstock, im from France.




Name:Emeline
Nick:Le Chat
Age : 19
Lives: France
Favourite things: Frog legs n Mortal Kombat n Champagne
Least favourite things: Rosbeefs
Last Gig - Hellfest France 2007

i always wanted the nose piercing like you have