Christian-99 wrote:Slayer-ov-orcs wrote:Just remembered when I got the club last night there was some dude lying in the middle of the road like crying and moaning at the doormen, it was fucking hilarious
Like the time you tried to kill yourself by lying out in the cold?
, I blame all the cheap as shit rum I had drank.
Slayer-ov-orcs wrote:Christian-99 wrote:Slayer-ov-orcs wrote:Just remembered when I got the club last night there was some dude lying in the middle of the road like crying and moaning at the doormen, it was fucking hilarious
Like the time you tried to kill yourself by lying out in the cold?
I wasn't trying to kill myself, I wasn't particularly happy either though
some guy driving past yelled at me to sort myself out and I did, and somehow got myself home. Fuck I was ill the next morning. 
Nantha wrote:
Last winter after a messy breakup and too much alcohol at a Mayhem gig, I ended up lying in the snow crying with my bike tangled up in my legs on the side of the road for an hour or so in the early hours of the morning
Can't see them going down too well.Turbo wrote:Move on, fuck her off. Smoke crack and worship satan.
Freyja wrote:I never used to be able to fit a whole one in my mouth. But now I can with ease.
TheLotusEater193 wrote:WHY IS IT SO TINY?!
TheLotusEater193 wrote:To be fair 1 and a half minutes is really good if you've never done it before.
That's pretty good.
