What made you Lol Today?

[Jobdone]

So true

Shit, how did I miss the episode where Dexter fucks DeeDee.

[VirginInvader]

"So if I was 13. And she was 13. And she gave me a blowjob. And I still wank over it now...does that make me a paedo?"

[Matty_the_Emo_Slayer]

The 2 man play I went to see last night, was in stitches from the moment they came out on stage. Funniest scene was probably the Queen Victoria and Prince Albert's royal visit to Belfast. It included reference to a game called "hide the frankfurter", i'll leave it at that.

[MotherLicker]

Gary Lineker vs Piers Morgan

[JrHunter]

The guy in the flat above Hannah's stamping the floor then coming down and ringing the doorbell last night cause we were talking quietly in bed.

What a twat

[Turbo]

Went to my girlfriends place of work in Mannheim yesterday and we were chatting with her old manager, and the Turkish guy that was with us said in German "I didnt know you could speak English." To which the managers reply was "Fuck you, go to hell motherfucker," which is still to this moment in time amusing me. This guy played at the first ever Wacken.

[Applecore]

The guy in the flat above Hannah's stamping the floor then coming down and ringing the doorbell last night cause we were talking quietly in bed.

What a twat

He probably wanted to hear a bit more than quiet conversation - a man's gotta wank!

[Womble]

Poured myself some vodka without even thinking earlier.

Gotta stop watching Mad Men...

[tranmerefan]

Gary Lineker vs Piers Morgan

Nice one Gary

[jackcake]

That's just one of many. I was up gone 4am yesterday morning reading Gary Lineker's tweets and he had a comeback for each and everyone of Morgan's insults over the last few days.

Piers Morgan is a bellend of the lowest calibre. A guttersnipe tabloid hack, whom the Yanks love for some reason. Horrible example of a human being.

[Jobdone]

Not sure if it's been posted but this is terrifying and wonderful

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Am7oKBD ... r_embedded

[Finnvitka]

what the fuck Australia.

[Dan Jenkins]

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[Slayer-ov-orcs]

Me and my mate went proper mental earlier to Pillars Of Mercy using brooms and mops and stuff as instruments, it was so damn funny.

[Noodle]

And

http://i.imgur.com/C0y9K.jpg