The Relationships Thread

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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby LuckyStrike » Tue Feb 19, 2013 5:26 pm

some well hot swedish girl sucked about 5 dudes off at tokyos in bradford 2 years ago. She smiled suggestively at me later that night but i didn't fancy taking home such a woman after such an event so I ignored her.

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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby Turbo » Tue Feb 19, 2013 5:38 pm

Id have been up for that. Get her to speak Swedish around my shaft to listen to what Danish sounds like.

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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby Womble » Tue Feb 19, 2013 5:44 pm

LuckyStrike wrote:some well hot swedish girl sucked about 5 dudes off at tokyos in bradford 2 years ago. She smiled suggestively at me later that night but i didn't fancy taking home such a woman after such an event so I ignored her.


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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby thehairyone » Tue Feb 19, 2013 5:53 pm

Womble wrote:
LuckyStrike wrote:some well hot swedish girl sucked about 5 dudes off at tokyos in bradford 2 years ago. She smiled suggestively at me later that night but i didn't fancy taking home such a woman after such an event so I ignored her.


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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby Turbo » Tue Feb 19, 2013 5:58 pm

Just googled "smiling suggestively."



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Postby mikeftw » Tue Feb 19, 2013 6:01 pm

Turbo wrote:Just googled "smiling suggestively."



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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby VirginInvader » Tue Feb 19, 2013 6:07 pm

LuckyStrike wrote:some well hot swedish girl sucked about 5 dudes off at tokyos in bradford 2 years ago. She smiled suggestively at me later that night but i didn't fancy taking home such a woman after such an event so I ignored her.

I'd have gone for it. Just don't kiss her on the mouth innit.
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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby flo » Tue Feb 19, 2013 7:47 pm

Fuck Tokyos is Rancid.
I remember me and me mate being chatted up by some vile specimens who kept buying us drinks, than we literally had to run away because it was our round, and had no money.
I remember a rumour from when I was 15 about some lass who would suck you off in the KFC loos if you bought her a bucket of chicken :lol:
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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby Turbo » Tue Feb 19, 2013 7:49 pm

flo wrote:Fuck Tokyos is Rancid.
I remember me and me mate being chatted up by some vile specimens who kept buying us drinks, than we literally had to run away because it was our round, and had no money.
I remember a rumour from when I was 15 about some lass who would suck you off in the KFC loos if you bought her a bucket of chicken :lol:





Four or six sides, fries and soft drinks?



Damn missed the joke about being full of cock.

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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby Ndnd » Tue Feb 19, 2013 7:54 pm

Getting bummed behind a kebab van after a kebab is no different to couples that go for meal then screw. Point I'm trying to make is there is no such thing as a free lunch and chances are you will have sex for a good meal at some point in life (or buy a meal as a way to get balls deep )
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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby house » Tue Feb 19, 2013 7:55 pm

flo wrote:Fuck Tokyos is Rancid.
I remember me and me mate being chatted up by some vile specimens who kept buying us drinks, than we literally had to run away because it was our round, and had no money.
I remember a rumour from when I was 15 about some lass who would suck you off in the KFC loos if you bought her a bucket of chicken :lol:


Not been an a meat eater I wouldn't go near a kfc normally but for that it could be tempting!

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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby LuckyStrike » Tue Feb 19, 2013 8:49 pm

tokyos bradford is the most nasty club in the world really. some guy kind of tried to start on me but he didn't really do anything.

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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby LuckyStrike » Tue Feb 19, 2013 8:52 pm

Ndnd wrote:Getting bummed behind a kebab van after a kebab is no different to couples that go for meal then screw. Point I'm trying to make is there is no such thing as a free lunch and chances are you will have sex for a good meal at some point in life (or buy a meal as a way to get balls deep )


What about when the woman pays for you meal but doesn't screw you?

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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby MetalBeast » Tue Feb 19, 2013 8:53 pm

Ndnd wrote:I'm actually banned from a pub in town because of a similar anecdote. :oops:

:lol: :lol:


One of my mates got banned from the Canalhouse for dancing on top of one of the canal boats. Don't know how they can have canal boats in their pub and expect people not to dance on them. :lol:

Ndnd wrote:Getting bummed behind a kebab van after a kebab is no different to couples that go for meal then screw. Point I'm trying to make is there is no such thing as a free lunch and chances are you will have sex for a good meal at some point in life (or buy a meal as a way to get balls deep )


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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby mikeftw » Tue Feb 19, 2013 8:57 pm

LuckyStrike wrote:tokyos bradford is the most nasty club in the world really. some guy kind of tried to start on me but he didn't really do anything.

Sounds crazy
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