What's freaking you out?

[skull-wart]

First time I have ever listened to Cradle of Filths first album. I really like it. Kill me now.

I heard they used to be okay? Weren't they a black metal band?

[Metalchemyst]

Last night I found out some guy I know went to Auschwitz, stole a brick and took him home with him. And occasionally he sniffs it to psyche himself up for when he's recording his black metal stuff.

Is he quite an old man?

[Turbo]

First time I have ever listened to Cradle of Filths first album. I really like it. Kill me now.

I heard they used to be okay? Weren't they a black metal band?

Its COF, just with worse (better) sound production and a few less wanky keyboard melodies. Filth is still Filth unfortunately, can't lose his shitey vox but music wise I think this is head and shoulders over what I considered to be their best - Midian.

[NeglectedField]

Last night I found out some guy I know went to Auschwitz, stole a brick and took him home with him. And occasionally he sniffs it to psyche himself up for when he's recording his black metal stuff.

Is he quite an old man?

I'm taking longer than I'd admit to get one of a number of possible jokes you're making

Anyway he's roughly my age. I'm not gonna elaborate too much further as the scene is frighteningly small.

[Katesyl]

What a fucking cock.

Also; without meaning to, er, blow my own trumpet; my housemate casually told me that the guy she is/was seeing tells her he wishes he was having sex with me while they're having sex. Way to make things awkward guise. I'm going to have 'just wanted a quiet life' written on my gravestone at this rate.

[metalsam]

Wtf? Why does she still bang him? :S

[Katesyl]

It's one of those casual things. They're a funny bunch, these dudes - despite their persistence, we're well aware that we would be deluding ourselves if we expected any kind of commitment/loyalty. I certainly won't be getting involved - anyone who uttered such a statement would be out on their ear.

[Nantha]

so humid, i'm sitting in my room with the window wide open, naked and no fucks to give. I wish I didn't have hair

[NeglectedField]

Cue flippant Sam-style "then shave it off" remark.

(don't)

[Moonburp]

Cue flippant Sam-style "then shave it off" remark.

(don't)

Fucking do it, it'd look hard as nails.

[NeglectedField]

Could do a Fairuza Balk in American History X, alternatively!

[Bumcrack-smellywinkle]

I wish I didn't have hair

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[keera_envenomed]

I wish I didn't have hair

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You really hate epilators don't you?

[Bumcrack-smellywinkle]

You really hate epilators don't you?

I don't know why they're all the rage. Something that you use to rip your skin apart fortnightly just doesn't have an appeal to me no matter how smooth it will make you feel.
Sod that for a game of soldiers

[Noodle]

Girly, flappy hand style comment warning:

I officially have my first grey hair. If I had the money, I'd be thinking about beginning my mid-life crisis now. I'm not even married yet, so is a mid-life crisis even legal?