The Relationships Thread

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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby Smindas » Tue Oct 07, 2008 11:54 pm

keera_envenomed wrote:
Smindas wrote:The rohypnol cake never fails, I'd go for that myself. Women love it.


Classy Sam - very classy :P

You're just annoyed I never offered you any cake ;P

Finnvitka wrote:
Smindas wrote:The rohypnol cake never fails, I'd go for that myself. Women love it.


Now, this begs the all important question, does it work on men as well?

Worth a try, love. Men on average though are slightly less susceptible to cake shenanigans, mind.
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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby Luke- » Wed Oct 08, 2008 12:43 am

Would it even be possible to achieve an erection should one eat too much rohypnol cake?
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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby MetalBeast » Wed Oct 08, 2008 11:30 am

Luke- wrote:Would it even be possible to achieve an erection should one eat too much rohypnol cake?


Depends if you're using the recipe that has twenty crushed-up Viagra tablets in the icing.
All right, so I MADE a mistake! ONE MISTAKE!
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Maybe I should make another mistake! ...maybe TWO more!
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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby keera_envenomed » Wed Oct 08, 2008 7:27 pm

MetalBeast wrote:
Luke- wrote:Would it even be possible to achieve an erection should one eat too much rohypnol cake?


Depends if you're using the recipe that has twenty crushed-up Viagra tablets in the icing.


Note to all men - avoid cakes with blue icing.
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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby keera_envenomed » Wed Oct 08, 2008 7:30 pm

Smindas wrote:
keera_envenomed wrote:
Smindas wrote:The rohypnol cake never fails, I'd go for that myself. Women love it.


Classy Sam - very classy :P

You're just annoyed I never offered you any cake ;P


You were thinking about it ;)
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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby Big D » Thu Oct 09, 2008 9:26 am

keera_envenomed wrote:
MetalBeast wrote:
Luke- wrote:Would it even be possible to achieve an erection should one eat too much rohypnol cake?


Depends if you're using the recipe that has twenty crushed-up Viagra tablets in the icing.


Note to all men - avoid cakes with blue icing.


And big throbbing candles.
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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby Smindas » Thu Oct 09, 2008 12:31 pm

keera_envenomed wrote:
Smindas wrote:
keera_envenomed wrote:Classy Sam - very classy :P

You're just annoyed I never offered you any cake ;P


You were thinking about it ;)

Pffffffffft.
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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby keera_envenomed » Thu Oct 09, 2008 9:12 pm

Smindas wrote:
keera_envenomed wrote:You were thinking about it ;)

Pffffffffft.


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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby Smindas » Thu Oct 09, 2008 9:36 pm

keera_envenomed wrote:
Smindas wrote:
keera_envenomed wrote:You were thinking about it ;)

Pffffffffft.


You know I love you really :hug:

Get out.
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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby Twaddlefish » Thu Oct 09, 2008 10:47 pm

My balls have shrivelled up and now I'm scared to ask girls out.

Someone find them and re-attatch them to me please. In the CORRECT place.
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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby Pixie » Fri Oct 10, 2008 9:30 am

*looks for balls*
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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby MetalBeast » Fri Oct 10, 2008 9:33 am

Twaddlefish wrote:Someone find them and re-attatch them to me please. In the CORRECT place.


Don't, under any circumstances, ask Karl Pilkington to do it. Here's why.
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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby keera_envenomed » Fri Oct 10, 2008 10:05 pm

Smindas wrote:Get out.


I hate you now :(
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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby Smindas » Sat Oct 11, 2008 11:51 am

keera_envenomed wrote:
Smindas wrote:Get out.


I hate you now :(

I have that effect on people :D
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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby Dan Jenkins » Sat Oct 11, 2008 12:57 pm

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