What made you Lol Today?
Re: What made you Lol Today?
Beardy wrote:Old, but still funny
this is fairly true though
we ourselves had the situation at night of some people trudging through the shed, theres nout in there anyway but it was pitch black so they didnt know.
Rang the police whilst lokcing the doors, never know what people carry these days.
Explained we were being burgled etc
OK the quickest we can send somebody over will be in about 15 minutes, is that ok?
NO ITS NOT OK! HOW DO I KNOW THEY WONT GET IN THE HOUSE AND HARM MY FAMILY???
we hang up
the burglers go
the police turn up 5 minutes after the burglers had gone
said there was nothing they could do, and went back to base
what a waste of time.
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+lambface+ <3 Alex says (00:58):
it would take 38 days for everyone in the world to be turned into a zombie if it started with one zombie biting one person and then so on so forth
38 days isn't htat long though if you think about it
Alex <3 for lambface says (00:59):
I've seen zombie films
I'd survive
+lambface+ <3 Alex says (00:59):
can you save me please?
Alex <3 for lambface says (00:59):
NO! What do think I am, stupid?
You know you're onto a winner when your girlfriend accepts that you'd abandon her in case of a zombie apocalypse.
it would take 38 days for everyone in the world to be turned into a zombie if it started with one zombie biting one person and then so on so forth
38 days isn't htat long though if you think about it
Alex <3 for lambface says (00:59):
I've seen zombie films
I'd survive
+lambface+ <3 Alex says (00:59):
can you save me please?
Alex <3 for lambface says (00:59):
NO! What do think I am, stupid?
You know you're onto a winner when your girlfriend accepts that you'd abandon her in case of a zombie apocalypse.
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Beardy wrote:Old, but still funny
That is fecking brilliant !
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Re: What made you Lol Today?
Akinator got Donny Donowitz after like five questions. Balls.
Hah, beat it with CC DeVille but then it got Sebastian Bach, despite obviously thinking it was Jon Bon Jovi at first.
Hah, beat it with CC DeVille but then it got Sebastian Bach, despite obviously thinking it was Jon Bon Jovi at first.
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Calibur wrote:Portsmouth F.C.
I'm in a really strange position about this; I'm a Saints fan but there's no way that I want them to go under. If we were the last team they ever beat, I'll be so happy for the fans...
Re: What made you Lol Today?
Akinator's pretty good, but it couldn't get Mille Petrozza.
Or various Ice Hockey players.
On the Portsmouth note: Yes, it'd be a shame for the fans if they went under, but maybe it'd make the FA stand up and do something about all this silly money int he league.
Or various Ice Hockey players.
On the Portsmouth note: Yes, it'd be a shame for the fans if they went under, but maybe it'd make the FA stand up and do something about all this silly money int he league.
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Is no longer using this forum. Adios, off to pastures new with some "grown ups" and less egos
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Quoted from Old Harrys Game.
Satan : 'Dogs don't know right from wrong ergo they can not be sentence to damnation and hell is a dog free zone'
Thomas : ' That's not true, you other sent that giant dog on me, the one with the tree heads'
Satan : 'What Cerberus? Yeah but is not mortal dog, no no he is a monster demon dog. I made him along with the other monster demon animals. Well you have meet most of them.
'The Massive robot weasel with the tungsten teeth'
Thomas : 'Yes, yes'
Satan : 'The Sixty foot tall saber tooth tiger,
The Sixty foot tall saber tooth tigers dad,
The Giant atomic gorilla with the massive jaws sense of grievances'
Thomas : 'Oh yes'
Satan : 'The Multi tentacle land squid, that squirts laxative ink
and of the course the Deranged Super lobster with the irrational...
Thomas : '...hatred of nipples'
Satan : 'You have encounter them all, sometimes all at once.'
I all ways end up in a fit of giggles at the deranged Super lobster.
Satan : 'Dogs don't know right from wrong ergo they can not be sentence to damnation and hell is a dog free zone'
Thomas : ' That's not true, you other sent that giant dog on me, the one with the tree heads'
Satan : 'What Cerberus? Yeah but is not mortal dog, no no he is a monster demon dog. I made him along with the other monster demon animals. Well you have meet most of them.
'The Massive robot weasel with the tungsten teeth'
Thomas : 'Yes, yes'
Satan : 'The Sixty foot tall saber tooth tiger,
The Sixty foot tall saber tooth tigers dad,
The Giant atomic gorilla with the massive jaws sense of grievances'
Thomas : 'Oh yes'
Satan : 'The Multi tentacle land squid, that squirts laxative ink
and of the course the Deranged Super lobster with the irrational...
Thomas : '...hatred of nipples'
Satan : 'You have encounter them all, sometimes all at once.'
I all ways end up in a fit of giggles at the deranged Super lobster.
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I was installing my brother's age of empires 3 game because I was bored and had no internets last night. I installed the first disk... then the second... then I took out the third and underneath was a porno that he'd evidently been trying to hide. What a fucking stupid place to hide your porn, of course i'm going to want to play the game eventually.
It's not even very good porn. It's some dodgy euro shit
It's not even very good porn. It's some dodgy euro shit
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The "tool box edition" of the new Fear Factory album
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Beardy wrote:The "tool box edition" of the new Fear Factory album
I love it when record labels do random shit like this, like the Legion of the Damned Cheese Knives:
...or the Destruction Blutwurst (black pudding):
...or the Belphegore Grenade
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All right, so I MADE a mistake! ONE MISTAKE!
Can't a man start over?! Do I have to keep on PAYING?! HUH?!
Maybe I should make another mistake! ...maybe TWO more!
Can't a man start over?! Do I have to keep on PAYING?! HUH?!
Maybe I should make another mistake! ...maybe TWO more!