What made you Lol Today?

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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby Calibur » Sat Feb 20, 2010 8:23 pm

Portsmouth F.C. :lol:

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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby 99hammy99 » Sat Feb 20, 2010 8:46 pm

Beardy wrote:Old, but still funny

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this is fairly true though

we ourselves had the situation at night of some people trudging through the shed, theres nout in there anyway but it was pitch black so they didnt know.

Rang the police whilst lokcing the doors, never know what people carry these days.
Explained we were being burgled etc

OK the quickest we can send somebody over will be in about 15 minutes, is that ok?

NO ITS NOT OK! HOW DO I KNOW THEY WONT GET IN THE HOUSE AND HARM MY FAMILY???

we hang up

the burglers go

the police turn up 5 minutes after the burglers had gone

said there was nothing they could do, and went back to base

what a waste of time.
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Re: What made you Lol Today?

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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby Darkweasel » Sun Feb 21, 2010 12:53 am

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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby Moonburp » Sun Feb 21, 2010 1:04 am

+lambface+ <3 Alex says (00:58):
it would take 38 days for everyone in the world to be turned into a zombie if it started with one zombie biting one person and then so on so forth
38 days isn't htat long though if you think about it
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I've seen zombie films
I'd survive
+lambface+ <3 Alex says (00:59):
can you save me please?
Alex <3 for lambface says (00:59):
NO! What do think I am, stupid?


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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby Pagan Knight » Sun Feb 21, 2010 1:10 am

Beardy wrote:Old, but still funny

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That is fecking brilliant ! :yes:
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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby Finnvitka » Sun Feb 21, 2010 5:41 am

Akinator got Donny Donowitz after like five questions. Balls.

Hah, beat it with CC DeVille but then it got Sebastian Bach, despite obviously thinking it was Jon Bon Jovi at first.
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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby The Binkster » Sun Feb 21, 2010 10:44 am

Calibur wrote:Portsmouth F.C. :lol:


I'm in a really strange position about this; I'm a Saints fan but there's no way that I want them to go under. If we were the last team they ever beat, I'll be so happy for the fans...

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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby Calibur » Sun Feb 21, 2010 11:00 am

Akinator's pretty good, but it couldn't get Mille Petrozza.

Or various Ice Hockey players.

On the Portsmouth note: Yes, it'd be a shame for the fans if they went under, but maybe it'd make the FA stand up and do something about all this silly money int he league.

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Postby MentalInfestation » Sun Feb 21, 2010 1:10 pm

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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby HollyTheHeadbanger » Sun Feb 21, 2010 1:48 pm

Christ that's old.

:lol:

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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby NightEyes » Sun Feb 21, 2010 2:07 pm

Quoted from Old Harrys Game.

Satan : 'Dogs don't know right from wrong ergo they can not be sentence to damnation and hell is a dog free zone'
Thomas : ' That's not true, you other sent that giant dog on me, the one with the tree heads'
Satan : 'What Cerberus? Yeah but is not mortal dog, no no he is a monster demon dog. I made him along with the other monster demon animals. Well you have meet most of them.
'The Massive robot weasel with the tungsten teeth'
Thomas : 'Yes, yes'
Satan : 'The Sixty foot tall saber tooth tiger,
The Sixty foot tall saber tooth tigers dad,
The Giant atomic gorilla with the massive jaws sense of grievances'
Thomas : 'Oh yes'
Satan : 'The Multi tentacle land squid, that squirts laxative ink
and of the course the Deranged Super lobster with the irrational...
Thomas : '...hatred of nipples'
Satan : 'You have encounter them all, sometimes all at once.'

I all ways end up in a fit of giggles at the deranged Super lobster. :rofl:
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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby isabiggles » Sun Feb 21, 2010 2:18 pm

I was installing my brother's age of empires 3 game because I was bored and had no internets last night. I installed the first disk... then the second... then I took out the third and underneath was a porno that he'd evidently been trying to hide. What a fucking stupid place to hide your porn, of course i'm going to want to play the game eventually.

It's not even very good porn. It's some dodgy euro shit :lol:
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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby Beardy » Sun Feb 21, 2010 3:43 pm

The "tool box edition" of the new Fear Factory album :lol:

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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby MetalBeast » Sun Feb 21, 2010 3:52 pm

Beardy wrote:The "tool box edition" of the new Fear Factory album :lol:

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I love it when record labels do random shit like this, like the Legion of the Damned Cheese Knives:

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...or the Destruction Blutwurst (black pudding):

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...or the Belphegore Grenade

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