What made you Lol Today?

[Jim]

wtf???
http://jobseekers.direct.gov.uk/detailjob.aspx?sessionid=22d7dd1d-4230-483d-9ad4-e6b4e94754ca&pid=1&j=MAE/31813

Yeah, those unexpected errors sure are hilarious!

Bastards have taken it down


Was a job advert for an "adult webcam performer".

[Finnvitka]

Eh you get them all the time tbh.

[RedTeamWins]

Writing a section of my Multilingualism essay on Polish immigration to the UK and I've decided it's pretty much impossible to write about the subject without sounding like a journalist for the Daily Mail. At least I can show them the finished product if I ever apply for a job there.

[isabiggles]

The banner at the top says Bloostock again

[AnnihiSlateR]

The banner at the top says Bloostock again

well spotted

[Nick_crypsis]

Neighbours filing a noise complaint and then being so scared to bump into us that they've hired someone else to cut their grass. WEAK

[thehairyone]

Whorecraft. Epically funny, some people who just not try to act.

[Nantha]

me and my housemate Stu had a fart-off in the kitchen and I nearly weed trying to force the last one out

[a_p]

I KNEW girls really wee'ed out of their bum!

[Womble]

This is the best thing in the world.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7mUTQKMR ... re=related

And if you player Persona 4, it's the super best thing in the world...

[Bizza]

Brian: "That's the problem with this world. Too many people go overboard with what they believe, like Quagmire when he thought he was the one getting the spin-off!"

Quagmire: "See you later, bitches. Have fun your stupid, fucking Giant Chicken jokes and your Conway Twitty... Hey, why is there a moving truck outside Cleveland's house?"

[NeglectedField]

Had a browse through My Received Files for old times' sake. I found these lyrics my mate wrote, which I can't remember him sending.

ABBOT TROUSERS
Oh my god, I nearly pissed myself
The abbot came in wearing trousers!
What the shitting hell was he thinking?
Can't he see we're all god-damned monks, for christ's sake?

What's the matter with robes, anyway?
Yeah, they can be a little draughty,
But Francis of Assisi never moaned
And he was really good at being a monk

Can't believe it!
Abbot trousers!
What the Dickens?
Abbot trousers!

Why's the abbot wearing trousers?
Why's he waving at that lass?
Why's he looking at that lads mag?
What's he doing with that beer?

I mean, I'm sure pockets are useful
And belt-loops could save embarrassment
But he's an important fucking monk
What if he gets spotted by a guided tour?

I wonder it Gilbert has noticed,
Oh god, he's wearing a pair as well.
Fucking hell, has it all come to this?
They'll probably make us use hair gel next

[Applecore]

Brian: "That's the problem with this world. Too many people go overboard with what they believe, like Quagmire when he thought he was the one getting the spin-off!"

Quagmire: "See you later, bitches. Have fun your stupid, fucking Giant Chicken jokes and your Conway Twitty... Hey, why is there a moving truck outside Cleveland's house?"

I love the new series of Family Guy

[NeglectedField]

Beatbox Dog
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hhz9Aa6tDwk

Turn on the Transcribe Audio feature.

[HollyTheHeadbanger]

me and my housemate Stu had a fart-off in the kitchen and I nearly weed trying to force the last one out

LOL