What made you Lol Today?

[keera_envenomed]

Since everyone is likening me to House because of the walking stick I currently need, I'm tempted to just dress as him for tomorrow and see how many people get it

Only if you wear this t shirt

[Noodle]

This dumb bird has just flown into my window and has done so everyday for probably a week.

Have you tried telling her to knock at the front door instead?

[RedTeamWins]

Have you tried telling her to knock at the front door instead?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yJxCdh1P ... re=related

[Noodle]

I'm just so damn witty

[Jim]

Turning over to BBC1 for Eastenders just as the "doof doof" starts off the intro of theme tune.

*like a boss*

[jello]

[Womble]

Remembering when my drunk mate gave me the most backward compliment I've ever recieved:

"Ben, of course you are attractive hun. I know girls who like you, do I have to name them? Do you think they like you for your personality or something?"

[tranmerefan]

Brilliant

[Twaddlefish]

Had such a random afternoon! was walking home from town and ended up in recording vocals for a Belfast rapper "Bee Mick See" (the american from BC7 for Matty)

Mc Womble, watch out!!

Bitch please, you only do backing. My shit is SOLO.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g7IzV_hi8Ss

Freestyleeee, too.

[Finnvitka]

My mate is convinced I'm some kind of filthy scutter because I only have baby wipe showers at festivals

[MetalBeast]

Brilliant

It's funny cos it's true.

Nowt wrong with those chubby girls though.

The skinny Japanese girl's quite cute too.

[Big D]

Been watching Wreckless Eating - American idiots eat horrible things. Retch a lot.

[Finnvitka]

I have VengaBoys Greatest Hits. It has 9 songs on it. I know 4.

[Azubi]

My mate is convinced I'm some kind of filthy scutter because I only have baby wipe showers at festivals

Has your mate spent longer than a day away from a shower?

As for the Vengaboys greatest hits, I have the Party Album and I was surprised how many I did know.

[Bisset]

My mate is convinced I'm some kind of filthy scutter because I only have baby wipe showers at festivals

Best way to be, as far as I'm concerned everybody gets a little bit feral at festivals, otherwise it's

1. Queue for shower for ages
2. Get into shower, ah bliss
3. Feel fresh as a daisy
4. Go into festival site
5. Smell like weed, sweat and a fat man's crotch after 5 minutes