The Relationships Thread

[Ensorcelled]

Most guys have to work to find out a girl's name before beating them.

Sir, show me your ways.

[jackcake]

Go to boxercise class at the gym.
Approach pretty girl who is the only one there to find out if she's doing the boxing.
Pair off with her and spend 40 minutes taking turns at punching the other's hands.
???
Despair as she vanishes.

[Rickles_the_Mighty]

Go to boxercise class at the gym.
Approach pretty girl who is the only one there to find out if she's doing the boxing.
Pair off with her and spend 40 minutes taking turns at punching the other's hands.
???
Despair as she vanishes.

Go to the class again.
Hope girl is there.
Ask her name this time.
Success.

[Jobdone]

Go to boxercise class at the gym.
Approach pretty girl who is the only one there to find out if she's doing the boxing.
Pair off with her and spend 40 minutes taking turns at punching the other's hands.
???
Despair as she vanishes.

Punch every girl you see who looks vaguely like her from now on.

eventually you'll find her. like a glass slipper but with more chance of arrest.

[peypea]

This is probably a really bad idea, but I need help guys D: One of my new housemates fancies me, he's been telling mutual friends about it.
What the hell do I do?! He's like my dorky younger brother.
HALP.

[Jim]

Think there was an episode of Friends about this situation...

[keera_envenomed]

You could tell him you like to pee in random places. That'll put him off.

[peypea]

Goddammit. That's how I'm going to be known now. It's only when I'm really drunk and the toilets are really really far or there's a massive queue AND ONLY WHEN IT'S DARK.
Also, it probably wouldn't put him off. He's a weird boy, he'd just be all 'oh, that's interesting, how does it make you feel?' Bloody arty kids.

[jackcake]

Go to the class again.
Hope girl is there.
Ask her name this time.
Success.

Way ahead of you, booked myself onto next Wednesday's class as soon as I got home, in the knowledge she would be there. Wanted to do the spin class she did immediately after but that fills up within minutes of the timetables going online.

Wasting my time, though.

[VirginInvader]

I think I'm growing up. I met a girl I like, I'm fairly certain she likes me too, and I decided to fuck her off as spending serious time with someone like me just can't be good for a lass I'm gonna continue to shagging Irish bird's in pub toilets for the greater good. This is the most considerate thing I've ever done

[Name_Deleted]

One of my ex girlfriends phoned me today to say that she's just discovered she's HIV positive.
She was very upset and apologetic, and stressed that I get tested immediately in case I've also been infected.

I had a long chat with her and managed to calm her down in the end.
I told her there was no need for me to be tested, as I was already diagnosed with it at a young age.

[Fjar]

Three weeks to go!

[Concubine]

One of my ex girlfriends phoned me today to say that she's just discovered she's HIV positive.
She was very upset and apologetic, and stressed that I get tested immediately in case I've also been infected.

I had a long chat with her and managed to calm her down in the end.
I told her there was no need for me to be tested, as I was already diagnosed with it at a young age.

Haha. ;p

[RedTeamWins]

Three weeks to go!

Livestream.

[Matty_the_Emo_Slayer]

my friend Amelia is home not even a day and she tells me she hears there's been some flirting between me and my/our housemate. Very annoying thing to bring up because i've been trying to ignore my confusion over her for about 2 weeks now. Can't decide whether I'm into her of if i just want us to cook for each other and watch anthropology documentaries while cuddling on the sofa.