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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby Fjar » Sun Jan 01, 2012 11:37 pm

Applecore wrote:Also, I love having a girlfriend.
Today I woke up and had sex.


It's great, isn't it! :D
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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby TheLotusEater193 » Sun Jan 01, 2012 11:45 pm

Long distance relationships are rubbish. :(
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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby Danroush » Sun Jan 01, 2012 11:51 pm

Fjar wrote:
Applecore wrote:Also, I love having a girlfriend.
Today I woke up and had sex.


It's great, isn't it! :D


Except that's not exclusive to people with girl/boyfriends anyway :P
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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby Sinmara » Sun Jan 01, 2012 11:59 pm

Danroush wrote:
Fjar wrote:
Applecore wrote:Also, I love having a girlfriend.
Today I woke up and had sex.


It's great, isn't it! :D


Except that's not exclusive to people with girl/boyfriends anyway :P


indeed :D
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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby Applecore » Mon Jan 02, 2012 12:12 am

FUCK YOU DAN, I'M HAPPY.
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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby Danroush » Mon Jan 02, 2012 12:33 am

Applecore wrote:FUCK YOU DAN, I'M HAPPY.



Wonderful, I'm glad for you, was just responding to your implication that it was exclusive to relationships to have wake-up sex
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TheLotusEater193 wrote:To be fair 1 and a half minutes is really good if you've never done it before.


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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby Jobdone » Mon Jan 02, 2012 12:42 am

Fjar wrote:
Applecore wrote:Also, I love having a girlfriend.
Today I woke up and had sex.


It's great, isn't it! :D


IT'S AWESOME.

IF CONSIEDER WAKING UP GETING WOKEN UP AT 6AM BECAUSE OF ALL THE TERRIBLE FOOD YOU'VE EATEN GIVING YOU HEARTBEART.

AND SEX AS GENTLY STROING YOURSELF TO CLIMAX WHILST YOU THINK TERRIBE THINGS ABOUT DEAD RELATIVES.

I TOTALLY KNOW THAT FEEL.
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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby Finnvitka » Mon Jan 02, 2012 12:54 am

actually I find it really annoying when people want to have sex in the morning

it's like

dude I have bed hair everywhere and morning breath and I'm fucking half asleep still go have a wank or something
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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby Ndnd » Mon Jan 02, 2012 1:15 am

The trick is to do it in the shower.
We always try to have one day a week where we 'get ready together leasurely' its great as it is usually always followed with a huge fry up :D
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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby Dan Jenkins » Mon Jan 02, 2012 1:22 am

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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby Danroush » Mon Jan 02, 2012 1:24 am

Ndnd wrote:The trick is to do it in the shower.
We always try to have one day a week where we 'get ready together leasurely' its great as it is usually always followed with a huge fry up :D



Not everyone has a spacey enough shower for that
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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby Applecore » Mon Jan 02, 2012 1:28 am

DAN STOP SHITTING ON EVERYTHING OR WE'LL SHIT ON YOU.

Also, I didn't imply that only people in relationships can have morning sex. Just that I've only ever had morning sex while being in a relationship. Stop looking for arguments in every fucking post.
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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby Danroush » Mon Jan 02, 2012 1:38 am

Applecore wrote:DAN STOP SHITTING ON EVERYTHING OR WE'LL SHIT ON YOU.

Also, I didn't imply that only people in relationships can have morning sex. Just that I've only ever had morning sex while being in a relationship. Stop looking for arguments in every fucking post.



You seem awfully wound up for someone who's recently had sex :lol:
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TheLotusEater193 wrote:WHY IS IT SO TINY?!

TheLotusEater193 wrote:To be fair 1 and a half minutes is really good if you've never done it before.


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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby Pazuzu213 » Mon Jan 02, 2012 1:44 am

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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby Danroush » Mon Jan 02, 2012 1:51 am

Pazuzu213 wrote:
Danroush wrote:
Applecore wrote:DAN STOP SHITTING ON EVERYTHING OR WE'LL SHIT ON YOU.

Also, I didn't imply that only people in relationships can have morning sex. Just that I've only ever had morning sex while being in a relationship. Stop looking for arguments in every fucking post.



You seem awfully wound up for someone who's recently had sex :lol:



As it goes, every post I've seen of yours in this thread is a thinly veiled "YEAH, WELL I GET SEX TOO"



It's more along the lines of being a person who currently doesn't do relationships, but that gives me no less right to post here than any of the single people

However I do realise how that idea may have been unintentionally implied, and for that I'll apologise
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TheLotusEater193 wrote:WHY IS IT SO TINY?!

TheLotusEater193 wrote:To be fair 1 and a half minutes is really good if you've never done it before.


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