The Relationships Thread

[Littlemissmetal]

Dangle penises in her face to entice her.

Might be a bit heavy though. Start off with sausages or something.

LOL! I'd just go straight for penises. Why wait around when you can just get straight to the point?

[i_am_a_viking]

I'm fed up of being arsed about otherwise I ain't bovvered.

[twilightoftheidols]

ZOMG I R SINGLE NOW I R MOAN ON INTERNETZ!!!!

cmon guys cheer up its not the download forums

[RedTeamWins]

ZOMG I R SINGLE NOW I R MOAN ON INTERNETZ!!!!

cmon guys cheer up its not the download forums

Awesome.

[Moonburp]

ZOMG I R SINGLE NOW I R MOAN ON INTERNETZ!!!!

cmon guys cheer up its not the download forums

Awesome.

BUT I'M SO ALONE!!!

[RedTeamWins]

ZOMG I R SINGLE NOW I R MOAN ON INTERNETZ!!!!

cmon guys cheer up its not the download forums

Awesome.

BUT I'M SO ALONE!!!

Get a hobby and take lots of cold showers.

[Twaddlefish]

Dangle penises in her face to entice her.

Might be a bit heavy though. Start off with sausages or something.

LOL! I'd just go straight for penises. Why wait around when you can just get straight to the point?

You've not seen my penis. I hope.

[keera_envenomed]

"I would say they just wanted me for my looks, but alas I own a mirror.

I want you for your raspberry flavour

Its STRAWBERRY Dan!

[Twaddlefish]

You know what my favourite flavour is?




Yeeeeeah.

[Littlemissmetal]

Dangle penises in her face to entice her.

Might be a bit heavy though. Start off with sausages or something.

LOL! I'd just go straight for penises. Why wait around when you can just get straight to the point?

You've not seen my penis. I hope.

LOL! Not that I'm aware of nope

[novaekulla]

Meh mine's a sickeningly cute relationship.
I liked him and he liked me but neither of us knew, then he left his old girlfriend as it just wasn't working and we gave it a go.
Two and a half sickeningly cute years later we're still sickeningly cute. It's so hard to be a heavy metal couple when you're blowing kisses at each other in the slam pit *sigh*

[wintermourn]

It's so hard to be a heavy metal couple when you're blowing kisses at each other in the slam pit *sigh*

BLOWING KISSES IST KRIEG!!!

[gelder]

Well my relationship is in total meltdown mode atm. We've spoke to each other once since Saturday. I give it 2 more days. And the funny thing is, there isn;t any huge argument or anything behind it, I think we've both realised that its now pointless as she lives in Corwall and now has a full-time job and with my job and uni work we could just never see each other.

[novaekulla]

BLOWING KISSES IST KRIEG!!!

We can't help it
it makes it worse Is he's 6 foot 4 with long ginger hair and looks like a sodding Viking and then there's me a clear foot shorter than him springing around like a lovestruck lamb....it's just not good.
It would make Thor cry.

@Gelder. It sucks when that happens. people always say 'oh it's for the best'. Doesn't stop its feeling like shit.

[gelder]

@Gelder. It sucks when that happens. people always say 'oh it's for the best'. Doesn't stop its feeling like shit.

TBH Im not really too fussed. I've been a lot worse when other ones have ended. But it's like I'm single anyway with the amount I see her so there won't really be much change