The Relationships Thread

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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby Beardy » Thu Jan 20, 2011 12:15 am

herzeleid wrote:I'm more interested in perfecting my Cockney accent now, so everyone thinks i'm hard.

Would only work for other Southern poofs :P

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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby herzeleid » Thu Jan 20, 2011 12:34 am

Ok, Scottish it is...

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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby Bisset » Thu Jan 20, 2011 8:54 am

herzeleid wrote:Ok, Scottish it is...

Ach.


No no no, it has to be Glaswegian, if you choose an Edinburgh or (God forbid) an Aberdeen accent you will be laughed at and asked to leave the hall
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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby Moonburp » Thu Jan 20, 2011 8:56 am

Bisset wrote:
herzeleid wrote:Ok, Scottish it is...

Ach.


No no no, it has to be Glaswegian, if you choose an Edinburgh or (God forbid) an Aberdeen accent you will be laughed at and asked to leave the hall

Aye, this. Make sure you don't get a Ned accent by accident.

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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby Bisset » Thu Jan 20, 2011 8:57 am

Moonburp wrote:
Bisset wrote:
herzeleid wrote:Ok, Scottish it is...

Ach.


No no no, it has to be Glaswegian, if you choose an Edinburgh or (God forbid) an Aberdeen accent you will be laughed at and asked to leave the hall

Aye, this. Make sure you don't get a Ned accent by accident.


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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby VirginInvader » Thu Jan 20, 2011 9:51 am

Beardy wrote:
herzeleid wrote:I'm more interested in perfecting my Cockney accent now, so everyone thinks i'm hard.

Would only work for other Southern poofs :P

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Postby CrapyMike » Thu Jan 20, 2011 11:11 am

Bisset wrote:
herzeleid wrote:Ok, Scottish it is...

Ach.


No no no, it has to be Glaswegian, if you choose an Edinburgh or (God forbid) an Aberdeen accent you will be laughed at and asked to leave the hall

glaswegians not much better though is it :lol:
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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby V-Man » Thu Jan 20, 2011 11:39 am

One of my best mates moms is glaswegian... in the middle of England. Honest to god the first thing she ever said to me was (cue glaswegian accent) "Hello Tem, if yooh get mud in mah house I'll kill yeh" Truely scary lady...
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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby xBERSERKERx » Thu Jan 20, 2011 4:01 pm

Mid-Wales really doesn't have an accent, we just sound posh, weirdly. Then when I go round to people's houses I have never been before and they ask me if I'm upper class, maybe this could get me somewhere... :P
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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby metalsam » Thu Jan 20, 2011 9:50 pm

xBERSERKERx wrote:Mid-Wales really doesn't have an accent, we just sound posh, weirdly. Then when I go round to people's houses I have never been before and they ask me if I'm upper class, maybe this could get me somewhere... :P


Sounding like you're about to goto town on a bunch of sheep is not sounding posh. :P

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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby RedTeamWins » Thu Jan 20, 2011 9:57 pm

xBERSERKERx wrote:Mid-Wales really doesn't have an accent

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n-B7c7U7buI

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Postby Finnvitka » Thu Jan 20, 2011 9:59 pm

no one thinks that where they live has an accent, but Mid Wales definitely does and it's about the least posh thing you can imagine.
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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby RedTeamWins » Thu Jan 20, 2011 10:01 pm

Finnvitka wrote:Mid Wales definitely does

Because everywhere does. But I'm sure we all know this.

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Postby Fjar » Thu Jan 20, 2011 10:07 pm

RedTeamWins wrote:Because everywhere does. But I'm sure we all know this.


Jesus. THIS.
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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby Azubi » Fri Jan 21, 2011 5:41 am

My accent changes regularly. I had to force my regional accent to avoid being confused with a southern pooftah. :P

Apparently I turn scouse when drunk though.
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