The Relationships Thread

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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby Matty_the_Emo_Slayer » Thu Dec 08, 2011 6:06 pm

gah this is making me nostalgia so hard from when i was with someone who like chicks as much as me. She's home in a week though, going to see if she's up for going out perving together
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Postby Fjar » Thu Dec 08, 2011 6:10 pm

Matty_the_Emo_Slayer wrote:gah this is making me so hard from when i was with someone who like chicks as much as me. She's home in a week though, going to see if she's up for going out perving together


This is what I read. :ugh:
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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby Kylan_Paassa » Thu Dec 08, 2011 6:14 pm

Surprised that everyone is the same in that way tbh, thats the way ive always seen it too. Someones other half that had a go at/used it against someone because they commented or whatever on another persons attractiveness should fuck right off. theres a line yeah, but as said, theres nothing wrong with looking. reminds me of that film i love you man where his new mate freaks out cos he confesses to carrying around a photo of his girlfriend to sleep/wank over or whatever :lol:
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Postby keera_envenomed » Thu Dec 08, 2011 6:18 pm

Next BOA i'm writing "Fuck off Gary" on my pants
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Postby Kylan_Paassa » Thu Dec 08, 2011 6:32 pm

:lol: :lol:

You know before we watched Amaranthe? ;)
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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby Smindas » Thu Dec 08, 2011 7:41 pm

Girlfriend giftmas update: Whilst most of my gifts seem to consist of sweets, yesterday's was tickets to see Rock of Ages. M&Ms and Chupa Chups were also provided. Awesome seats too. Facking hell.

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Postby peypea » Thu Dec 08, 2011 8:10 pm

I want Sam's girlfriend to be my girlfriend too.
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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby herzeleid » Thu Dec 08, 2011 8:14 pm

I think Type O Negative made a song about this situation once.

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Postby thehairyone » Thu Dec 08, 2011 9:19 pm

Smindas wrote:Girlfriend giftmas update: Whilst most of my gifts seem to consist of sweets, yesterday's was tickets to see Rock of Ages. M&Ms and Chupa Chups were also provided. Awesome seats too. Facking hell.

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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby jackcake » Thu Dec 08, 2011 9:22 pm

metalsam wrote:I'd be well flattered if some stranger wanted to take a photo of me :lol:

Again :D


Oh, that's happened to me. Went to a club in Walsall and some girl came up and asked for a photo with me. She went away then came back about a minute later. She stood in front of me and lifted her foot to just above the belt. I sort of looked at her blankly and she buggered off again. :lol:

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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby metalsam » Thu Dec 08, 2011 10:19 pm

keera_envenomed wrote:Next BOA i'm writing "Fuck off Gary" on my penis


What I read.

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Postby Applecore » Thu Dec 08, 2011 10:20 pm

jackcake wrote:
metalsam wrote:I'd be well flattered if some stranger wanted to take a photo of me :lol:

Again :D


Oh, that's happened to me. Went to a club in Walsall and some girl came up and asked for a photo with me. She went away then came back about a minute later. She stood in front of me and lifted her foot to just above the belt. I sort of looked at her blankly and she buggered off again. :lol:

I've no clue of what she was doing.

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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby Nantha » Thu Dec 08, 2011 10:39 pm

Well looking interesting/ridiculous is time consuming 8) At Wacken/BOA etc if I'm dressed up in my armour, i can't move 10 paces without someone cracking out their phone camera and asking for pics.
Worst I experienced was when i was modelling some body paint at Erotica though, I literally had a queue :|

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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby Littlemissmetal » Fri Dec 09, 2011 7:38 am

Someone asked for a photo of me at Download this year whilst I was watching Alter Bridge. In a mixture of surprise and little sleep (darling planes at 4am) all I could say was "er", so he just took one. He did Bluetooth it to me though "so you don't think I'm just being weird".

Nope, sorry, still a bit weird :lol:


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