The Relationships Thread
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gah this is making me nostalgia so hard from when i was with someone who like chicks as much as me. She's home in a week though, going to see if she's up for going out perving together
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Matty_the_Emo_Slayer wrote:gah this is making me so hard from when i was with someone who like chicks as much as me. She's home in a week though, going to see if she's up for going out perving together
This is what I read.
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Surprised that everyone is the same in that way tbh, thats the way ive always seen it too. Someones other half that had a go at/used it against someone because they commented or whatever on another persons attractiveness should fuck right off. theres a line yeah, but as said, theres nothing wrong with looking. reminds me of that film i love you man where his new mate freaks out cos he confesses to carrying around a photo of his girlfriend to sleep/wank over or whatever ![Laughing :lol:](./images/smilies/lol.gif)
mine and jennys pervathons are ace. this can be anything from a person, to an animal (specifically pigeons)... but mostly, grannies.
here is an example of me proving that there is nothing wrong with looking-
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totally unaware.
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mine and jennys pervathons are ace. this can be anything from a person, to an animal (specifically pigeons)... but mostly, grannies.
here is an example of me proving that there is nothing wrong with looking-
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totally unaware.
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Next BOA i'm writing "Fuck off Gary" on my pants
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RedTeamWins wrote:Turbo wrote:I presented the goods and I got no reply. Good job this isnt ebay.
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Re: The Relationships Thread
Girlfriend giftmas update: Whilst most of my gifts seem to consist of sweets, yesterday's was tickets to see Rock of Ages. M&Ms and Chupa Chups were also provided. Awesome seats too. Facking hell.
Re: The Relationships Thread
I want Sam's girlfriend to be my girlfriend too.
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I think Type O Negative made a song about this situation once.
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Smindas wrote:Girlfriend giftmas update: Whilst most of my gifts seem to consist of sweets, yesterday's was tickets to see Rock of Ages. M&Ms and Chupa Chups were also provided. Awesome seats too. Facking hell.
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Re: The Relationships Thread
metalsam wrote:I'd be well flattered if some stranger wanted to take a photo of me![]()
Again
Oh, that's happened to me. Went to a club in Walsall and some girl came up and asked for a photo with me. She went away then came back about a minute later. She stood in front of me and lifted her foot to just above the belt. I sort of looked at her blankly and she buggered off again.
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I've no clue of what she was doing.
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keera_envenomed wrote:Next BOA i'm writing "Fuck off Gary" on my penis
What I read.
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jackcake wrote:metalsam wrote:I'd be well flattered if some stranger wanted to take a photo of me![]()
Again
Oh, that's happened to me. Went to a club in Walsall and some girl came up and asked for a photo with me. She went away then came back about a minute later. She stood in front of me and lifted her foot to just above the belt. I sort of looked at her blankly and she buggered off again.
I've no clue of what she was doing.
I once had a bloke ask for a picture with me in a wetherspoon when I was wearing a suit. When I asked why, he said it was because I looked like Rick Waller. Cheeky cunt.
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Well looking interesting/ridiculous is time consuming
At Wacken/BOA etc if I'm dressed up in my armour, i can't move 10 paces without someone cracking out their phone camera and asking for pics.
Worst I experienced was when i was modelling some body paint at Erotica though, I literally had a queue![Neutral :|](./images/smilies/icon_neutral.gif)
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Worst I experienced was when i was modelling some body paint at Erotica though, I literally had a queue
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Someone asked for a photo of me at Download this year whilst I was watching Alter Bridge. In a mixture of surprise and little sleep (darling planes at 4am) all I could say was "er", so he just took one. He did Bluetooth it to me though "so you don't think I'm just being weird".
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Nope, sorry, still a bit weird
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