The Relationships Thread

[Immort_Reaper]

Seriously, if you can't go to the pictures without her going "OMG YOU'RE CHEATING ON ME! WHY DON'T YOU LOVE ME ANYMORE!" I think it's time you told her where to shove it. (Assuming you've given her no good reason to that is.)

[Dan Jenkins]

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[Jage]

The world exploded today. I kissed her and she said "we're just good friends" as she was walking back to her place.

She would wait until after I paid for her drinks to say that. No more funding from me, that's for sure. Fucking bollacks.

If I was in charge of a nuclear missile silo right now, I'd have to give the controls over to somebody else.

[Ensorcelled]

Heartless wench. Good thing you didn't marry her.

[herzeleid]

The world exploded today. I kissed her and she said "we're just good friends" as she was walking back to her place.

She would wait until after I paid for her drinks to say that. No more funding from me, that's for sure. Fucking bollacks.

If I was in charge of a nuclear missile silo right now, I'd have to give the controls over to somebody else.

You didn't follow my advice, that's why. I told you.

[VirginInvader]

[Dan Jenkins]

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[Immort_Reaper]

I'm calling she read the boa forums and shat brix.

[Dan Jenkins]

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[Jage]

apparently I misheard her. anyway, I wont mention this stuff anymore. I wish I could delete my posts and the quotes of my posts.

[Littlemissmetal]

Neil you really shouldn't be questioned for doing that with a platonic female friend. If you can't do that together it begs the question what can you do?

Agreed.

[Deli Kate]

Besides....
It costs 8 squids for a ticket, 4.50 for popcorn, 3.50 for a coke, 5.00 for an ice cream.... that's an expensive way to sit in the dark with someone for a couple of hours if you want to play tonsil tennis....

You should have friends of the opposite sex. If your lass is so insecure she has problems- don't make them yours

[Jobdone]

Hmmmm it's naughty to grope someone in a room full of other people

That doesn't excuse you touching yourself in all the U rated films.

[Delightful-Jim]

Oh Jage is shutting up now?

Good.


Are you going to chill out now?

I may have only been a (long-distance) relationship for a month, but even I knew that overrating that much couldn't end well.

Maybe she found the shrine you made dedicated to her in your bedroom or something

Okay, seriously mate. You can move on now.

Hmmmm it's naughty to grope someone in a room full of other people

Riveting.


On another topic. My friend has asked me to go with him and his mates to a gay/bisexual club in Dublin next week. I heard this hilarious rumour from them that gay people often go clubbing with their single hetero/bisexual female friends with low self-esteem (according to my friend), and I heard this other rumour that the drinks in said club are cheap (which is also hilarious because this is Ireland. Nothing is cheap.)

So I can only conclude that drinks + women with lowered standards (apparently) - competition from many heterosexual males (gay/bisexual bar remember) = Sexyfuntiimes?


His logic baffles me.

[i_am_a_viking]

I've been out drinking and cinema etc. with my male friends whilst in a relationship. She must be incredibly insecure to think something will happen.