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Re: The Relationships Thread
Posted: Sun Aug 05, 2012 10:08 am
by Cowbacca
Okay, so this isn't exactly about relationships, but it's close enough. How do you say no to drunk/tipsy girls? Apparently getting rid of my hair/beard made me attractive since I get random girls hitting on me while out now, but I have no idea how to deal with it. Last night I learnt that women seem to love Doctor Who as well, which didn't help things. I don't particularly want to be getting with people I don't know. Some people just don't seem to be able to take no for an answer though. Even running away didn't work.
TL;DR version:
KNEE DEEP IN CLUNGE WITH NO WAY OUT! D:
Re: The Relationships Thread
Posted: Sun Aug 05, 2012 10:10 am
by Jim
What are you, gay?
Re: The Relationships Thread
Posted: Sun Aug 05, 2012 10:12 am
by keera_envenomed
Cowbacca wrote:Okay, so this isn't exactly about relationships, but it's close enough. How do you say no to drunk/tipsy girls? Apparently getting rid of my hair/beard made me attractive since I get random girls hitting on me while out now, but I have no idea how to deal with it. Last night I learnt that women seem to love Doctor Who as well, which didn't help things. I don't particularly want to be getting with people I don't know. Some people just don't seem to be able to take no for an answer though. Even running away didn't work.
TL;DR version:
KNEE DEEP IN CLUNGE WITH NO WAY OUT! D:
Look back a few pages and learn a selection of quotes from Jage and drop them randomly into conversation. Start with the one about why white girls only go for black guys. The ladies will never bother you again.
Re: The Relationships Thread
Posted: Sun Aug 05, 2012 10:14 am
by Jim
keera_envenomed wrote:Cowbacca wrote:Okay, so this isn't exactly about relationships, but it's close enough. How do you say no to drunk/tipsy girls? Apparently getting rid of my hair/beard made me attractive since I get random girls hitting on me while out now, but I have no idea how to deal with it. Last night I learnt that women seem to love Doctor Who as well, which didn't help things. I don't particularly want to be getting with people I don't know. Some people just don't seem to be able to take no for an answer though. Even running away didn't work.
TL;DR version:
KNEE DEEP IN CLUNGE WITH NO WAY OUT! D:
Look back a few pages and learn a selection of quotes from Jage and drop them randomly into conversation. Start with the one about why white girls only go for black guys. The ladies will never bother you again.
Re: The Relationships Thread
Posted: Sun Aug 05, 2012 10:16 am
by Delightful-Jim
keera_envenomed wrote:Cowbacca wrote:Okay, so this isn't exactly about relationships, but it's close enough. How do you say no to drunk/tipsy girls? Apparently getting rid of my hair/beard made me attractive since I get random girls hitting on me while out now, but I have no idea how to deal with it. Last night I learnt that women seem to love Doctor Who as well, which didn't help things. I don't particularly want to be getting with people I don't know. Some people just don't seem to be able to take no for an answer though. Even running away didn't work.
TL;DR version:
KNEE DEEP IN CLUNGE WITH NO WAY OUT! D:
Look back a few pages and learn a selection of quotes from Jage and drop them randomly into conversation. Start with the one about why white girls only go for black guys. The ladies will never bother you again.
I think this is the single best piece of advice I've seen on the forum.
Like, ever.
Re: The Relationships Thread
Posted: Sun Aug 05, 2012 10:21 am
by Cowbacca
Spiffing advice, I'll be sure to try it out. I'll then come and post many a woeful remark on this thread.
Re: The Relationships Thread
Posted: Sun Aug 05, 2012 10:36 am
by Bisset
I know Cowbacca belongs to the forums now but can I have joint custody of him?
Re: The Relationships Thread
Posted: Sun Aug 05, 2012 11:25 am
by Cowbacca
Bisset wrote:I know Cowbacca belongs to the forums now but can I have joint custody of him?
So it's not just women who want me, eh?
Re: The Relationships Thread
Posted: Sun Aug 05, 2012 12:30 pm
by Bisset
You'll be beating us off with sticks.
Not in the dirty sense. Why would you think that? What is wrong with you?
Re: The Relationships Thread
Posted: Sun Aug 05, 2012 4:56 pm
by Cowbacca
But beating people with sticks is an important part of the Cowbacca mating ritual!
Re: The Relationships Thread
Posted: Sun Aug 05, 2012 9:24 pm
by Womble
Things seemed to be going well with a bird, but then nothing.
Her loss!
Re: The Relationships Thread
Posted: Sun Aug 05, 2012 9:31 pm
by JageReturns
At least I'm good looking. :/
Re: The Relationships Thread
Posted: Sun Aug 05, 2012 9:37 pm
by Delightful-Jim
JageReturns wrote:At least I'm good looking. :/
Shut up.
Re: The Relationships Thread
Posted: Sun Aug 05, 2012 9:40 pm
by JageReturns
Re: The Relationships Thread
Posted: Sun Aug 05, 2012 9:41 pm
by Womble
JageReturns wrote:At least I'm good looking. :/
Shame all the ladies know you're a twat though.