I am *hic* drunk on the fuggin' internet

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Re: I am *hic* drunk on the fuggin' internet

Postby Katesyl » Sat Jun 07, 2014 6:51 pm

Dating site guy is ringing for the first time tonight. Time to knock back a bottle of wine. :sniff:

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Re: I am *hic* drunk on the fuggin' internet

Postby Dobbydob » Sat Jun 07, 2014 7:03 pm

Katesyl wrote:Dating site guy is ringing for the first time tonight. Time to knock back a bottle of wine. :sniff:

:yes: good luck :)
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Re: I am *hic* drunk on the fuggin' internet

Postby Katesyl » Sat Jun 07, 2014 10:44 pm

Thanks. :)

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Re: I am *hic* drunk on the fuggin' internet

Postby NeglectedField » Sun Jun 08, 2014 3:31 pm

Honestly don't know if I want to vom or not.

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Re: I am *hic* drunk on the fuggin' internet

Postby Andy (Dr Sin) » Sun Jun 08, 2014 5:13 pm

NeglectedField wrote:Honestly don't know if I want to vom or not.


Never give in.
Where's my old bloody account gone?!

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Re: I am *hic* drunk on the fuggin' internet

Postby Andy (Dr Sin) » Sun Jun 15, 2014 12:17 am

Great night at ybe beer festival
Where's my old bloody account gone?!

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Re: I am *hic* drunk on the fuggin' internet

Postby Turbo » Thu Jun 19, 2014 3:36 pm

I will really need to put some practice in before meeting up with mates when I am back in the UK. I have just taken a mouthful of beer out of this bottle and I feel buzzing already. I think its the first beer I have had in a month, and I didn't go all out last time.

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Re: I am *hic* drunk on the fuggin' internet

Postby Turbo » Sat Jun 28, 2014 1:03 am

I'm broken. Got some chilli crisps from the tankstelle and now my mouth is on fire.

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Re: I am *hic* drunk on the fuggin' internet

Postby Green Man 2 » Sun Jul 20, 2014 4:29 am

I've been drinking moonshine, rum, mead, cider, vodka, and accidentently a sip of beer.


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Postby Turbo » Fri Jul 25, 2014 2:51 pm

Had a lunch time tipple. Sorry four, I am a fucking disgrace. The weather is fine, just drinking in Weinheim Bahnhoff, got two free beers for erecting (lol I sed erection) a parasol for the boss of the place. Great banter. Top day.

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Re: I am *hic* drunk on the fuggin' internet

Postby peypea » Sun Jul 27, 2014 7:22 am

Oh good grief. What the hell did you guys do to me. I'm still so hammered and I have to go to work. Fuck.
It took me five minutes to put my underwear on. That is how bad I am. Fuck.
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Re: I am *hic* drunk on the fuggin' internet

Postby Turbo » Mon Jul 28, 2014 9:40 pm

Took me a year to do but I have found a beer that isn't rot gut and 59c a 500ml bottle. Not going to lie, Deutschland is cheap for beer. Eichbaum Pilsener, you're not the best, but you will do.

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Re: I am *hic* drunk on the fuggin' internet

Postby Turbo » Thu Aug 14, 2014 11:56 pm

Bought a crate last night and I am into bottle 12 already. I shouldn't be left alone ever.

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Re: I am *hic* drunk on the fuggin' internet

Postby Andy (Dr Sin) » Fri Aug 15, 2014 9:19 pm

The more I drink, the more Hair Metal songs i remember the words to. Help.
Where's my old bloody account gone?!

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Re: I am *hic* drunk on the fuggin' internet

Postby MetalBeast » Fri Aug 15, 2014 9:43 pm

If you find yourself remembering any Britny Fox lyrics, go to A&E post-haste!
All right, so I MADE a mistake! ONE MISTAKE!
Can't a man start over?! Do I have to keep on PAYING?! HUH?!
Maybe I should make another mistake! ...maybe TWO more!