I am *hic* drunk on the fuggin' internet
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Dating site guy is ringing for the first time tonight. Time to knock back a bottle of wine.
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Katesyl wrote:Dating site guy is ringing for the first time tonight. Time to knock back a bottle of wine.
good luck
- NeglectedField
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Re: I am *hic* drunk on the fuggin' internet
Honestly don't know if I want to vom or not.
- Andy (Dr Sin)
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NeglectedField wrote:Honestly don't know if I want to vom or not.
Never give in.
Where's my old bloody account gone?!
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Great night at ybe beer festival
Where's my old bloody account gone?!
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I will really need to put some practice in before meeting up with mates when I am back in the UK. I have just taken a mouthful of beer out of this bottle and I feel buzzing already. I think its the first beer I have had in a month, and I didn't go all out last time.
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I'm broken. Got some chilli crisps from the tankstelle and now my mouth is on fire.
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I've been drinking moonshine, rum, mead, cider, vodka, and accidentently a sip of beer.
Don't be broken
Don't be broken
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Had a lunch time tipple. Sorry four, I am a fucking disgrace. The weather is fine, just drinking in Weinheim Bahnhoff, got two free beers for erecting (lol I sed erection) a parasol for the boss of the place. Great banter. Top day.
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Oh good grief. What the hell did you guys do to me. I'm still so hammered and I have to go to work. Fuck.
It took me five minutes to put my underwear on. That is how bad I am. Fuck.
It took me five minutes to put my underwear on. That is how bad I am. Fuck.
Turbo wrote:One day I'll get around to tasting Pussy.
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Took me a year to do but I have found a beer that isn't rot gut and 59c a 500ml bottle. Not going to lie, Deutschland is cheap for beer. Eichbaum Pilsener, you're not the best, but you will do.
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Bought a crate last night and I am into bottle 12 already. I shouldn't be left alone ever.
- Andy (Dr Sin)
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The more I drink, the more Hair Metal songs i remember the words to. Help.
Where's my old bloody account gone?!
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If you find yourself remembering any Britny Fox lyrics, go to A&E post-haste!
All right, so I MADE a mistake! ONE MISTAKE!
Can't a man start over?! Do I have to keep on PAYING?! HUH?!
Maybe I should make another mistake! ...maybe TWO more!
Can't a man start over?! Do I have to keep on PAYING?! HUH?!
Maybe I should make another mistake! ...maybe TWO more!