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Re: The Relationships Thread
Posted: Wed Aug 27, 2014 9:46 pm
by tranmerefan
Turbo wrote:It's a trap. Barry, 35 year old plumber from Wigan wants to use your asshole in ways that I couldn't possibly mention on a public forum.
We keep having things in common, so it's bound to be either that or a mate having a laugh.
Re: The Relationships Thread
Posted: Wed Aug 27, 2014 9:55 pm
by metaldinosaur
Jobdone wrote:metaldinosaur wrote:My love is constant and sharp.
And I do not hope fore a better world for anyone.
In fact I want my love to be inflicted on others.
I want no one to escape.
But even after admitting this, there is no catharsis; my punishment continues to elude me, and I gain no deeper knowledge of myself.
No new knowledge can be extracted from my telling.
This confession has meant nothing.
YEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSS!!!
Re: The Relationships Thread
Posted: Wed Aug 27, 2014 9:57 pm
by metaldinosaur
Also Bodom. Nobody mentioned Bodom.
Re: The Relationships Thread
Posted: Wed Aug 27, 2014 10:07 pm
by Jobdone
As in children of?
One of my few positive qualities is that I manage to never think of, nor mention, Bodom.
Re: The Relationships Thread
Posted: Wed Aug 27, 2014 10:09 pm
by Turbo
Also referenced in Claws of Perdition by Shining, which is by far a better song all round.
Re: The Relationships Thread
Posted: Wed Aug 27, 2014 10:20 pm
by metaldinosaur
Jobdone wrote:As in children of?
One of my few positive qualities is that I manage to never think of, nor mention, Bodom.
Yep, Bodom are fine. No more no less.
But there use of Patrick Batman quotes is exceptional.
Re: The Relationships Thread
Posted: Sat Aug 30, 2014 4:07 pm
by Danroush
metaldinosaur wrote:Jobdone wrote:As in children of?
One of my few positive qualities is that I manage to never think of, nor mention, Bodom.
Yep, Bodom are fine. No more no less.
But there use of Patrick Batman quotes is exceptional.
Long Distance Calling (a chilled progressive band, supported Katatonia and Swallow the Sun a few years back) have a song on their newest album which has a bunch of Bateman quotes. Not particularly important information, but felt like sharing
Re: The Relationships Thread
Posted: Sun Aug 31, 2014 11:01 pm
by Moonburp
Danroush wrote:metaldinosaur wrote:Jobdone wrote:As in children of?
One of my few positive qualities is that I manage to never think of, nor mention, Bodom.
Yep, Bodom are fine. No more no less.
But there use of Patrick Batman quotes is exceptional.
Long Distance Calling (a chilled progressive band, supported Katatonia and Swallow the Sun a few years back) have a song on their newest album which has a bunch of Bateman quotes. Not particularly important information, but felt like sharing
I never knew, I fucking love that band more and more
Re: The Relationships Thread
Posted: Mon Sep 01, 2014 9:02 pm
by tranmerefan
Anyone ever been speed dating? There's an event on in Liverpool this thursday, not sure whether it would be worth it in the slightest.
What can I expect, besides feeling needlessly nervous all day.
Re: The Relationships Thread
Posted: Mon Sep 01, 2014 9:04 pm
by Gandalf the Red
Insert joke about dating whilst on drugs.
Re: The Relationships Thread
Posted: Mon Sep 01, 2014 9:18 pm
by Moonburp
tranmerefan wrote:Anyone ever been speed dating? There's an event on in Liverpool this thursday, not sure whether it would be worth it in the slightest.
What can I expect, besides feeling needlessly nervous all day.
Go, but put on a different persona each time.
Re: The Relationships Thread
Posted: Mon Sep 01, 2014 9:29 pm
by Gandalf the Red
£17
I take it it's this at the Revolution.
http://www.fastlovespeeddating.co.uk/sp ... ATj2S5MvowPersonally I'd just spend it on vodka.
Re: The Relationships Thread
Posted: Mon Sep 01, 2014 9:49 pm
by Ensorcelled
Spend it on a hooker. You can probably get one for £17 in Liverpool. Shame that place where you could get anal for a cuban cigar closed down.
Re: The Relationships Thread
Posted: Mon Sep 01, 2014 9:54 pm
by Jim
Ensorcelled wrote:Spend it on a hooker. You can probably get one for £17 in Liverpool. Shame that place where you could get anal for a cuban cigar closed down.
Re: The Relationships Thread
Posted: Mon Sep 01, 2014 11:35 pm
by Bumcrack-smellywinkle
I miss my Beeb
Think he comes back on wednesday though!