The Relationships Thread

[Big D]

So much of a friend in fact that I only hear from her when she's bored and drunk. She was blathering on about not wanting to be with anybody then starting going out with some lad hours later. I don't even try to understand your kind.

From the Donnas' "Little Boy":

You can try to figure me out
But you'll never know what girls are about
And all those things that I said yesterday
I didn't mean them anyway

It's a crackin' tune too.

Can I just point something out to the ladies on this board?
You know that whole "Woohoo! I'm inconsistent and tempramental" thing that cetain women think makes them interesting?
It doesn't. it really doesn't.
I have never yet met a bloke that has told me " I love my missus because she does a number on my head on a daily basis."

[k8iemay]

Can I just point something out to the ladies on this board?
You know that whole "Woohoo! I'm inconsistent and tempramental" thing that cetain women think makes them interesting?
It doesn't. it really doesn't.
I have never yet met a bloke that has told me " I love my missus because she does a number on my head on a daily basis."

Not all girls act like that y'know ...

[Lick Mars]

Can I just point something out to the ladies on this board?
You know that whole "Woohoo! I'm inconsistent and tempramental" thing that cetain women think makes them interesting?
It doesn't. it really doesn't.
I have never yet met a bloke that has told me " I love my missus because she does a number on my head on a daily basis."

Not all girls act like that y'know ...

No they don't. If anything I'm pretty chilled out really, I don't like drama over nothing. In fact in the past I've had to deal with MEN messing with my head, so I wouldn't tar all women with the same brush if I were you.
Sometimes some people just don't open up easy and the partner misunderstands them (which I think happens a lot with men and women cos I think some women worry too much and overthink things, whereas men usually just see things straight as they are and don't understand that some things can be taken the wrong way) and if theres no communication, then theres gonna be problems.
btu then there are those who just do things for attention, I dunno why

[Big D]

Can I just point something out to the ladies on this board?
You know that whole "Woohoo! I'm inconsistent and tempramental" thing that cetain women think makes them interesting?
It doesn't. it really doesn't.
I have never yet met a bloke that has told me " I love my missus because she does a number on my head on a daily basis."

Not all girls act like that y'know ...

Which is true and I never claimed otherwise. (Note the word "certain" in my original post.)
As LM has pointed out, there are men who do the same thing for whatever messed up reason. Equally bad in my book. Except nobody thinks it's a trait to be proud of.

[PaulMaiden]

All I get are 'head-messers'. Sort of the "I don't know what I want" and you play along and give them their space and then they decide they arent interested.

[Pulverizer]

Relationships are for gays.

[Lick Mars]

hm I've been in that 'not sure what I want fase' before and I've been honest and straight about it. Its kind of hard since on one hand you don't wanna break up then regret it and get back together, nor carry it on and be leading them along. Both are unfair and messing people around. I have done a 'give me a bit of space' thing, cos sometimes things do go a bit fast and it can be kinda scary, or you might just need to work at things. It went on a little longer (mainly cos they got impatient) but I ended up ending it. At least when I did it I knew for def that it was over and there'd be no 'I've changed my mind, lets go out again' crap. Though I was still accused of messing around, theres just no winning!!
But yur I wouldn't take it too harshly, better than em cheating on you or something.

[hairyscarymark]

Every woman I've been involved with has been at least partially like that.

It's crap.

I am sure some guys are like that also but I don't think we are quite so self obsessed on the whole (at least not in relationships), maybe I am wrong.

[*red*]

All I get are 'head-messers'. Sort of the "I don't know what I want" and you play along and give them their space and then they decide they arent interested.

That's what happenes to me hun.
They want me till something better comes alone.
I seem to pick the wrong guys.
Or maybe it's me.....wanting affection so much that I get used.

Going to just stop and take a break.

There are much more important and fun things to do.

[the conjuror]

Relationships???? Pah!!!!
Doesn't anyone just like shagging anymore???????????
Those transmitted diseases have got a lot to answer for eh? Pesky aids too!!

[The Warlord]

Relationships???? Pah!!!!
Doesn't anyone just like shagging anymore???????????
Those transmitted diseases have got a lot to answer for eh? Pesky aids too!!

"Sing's Give Me What You've Got" From the Clap Commercial

[adlym]

*gay* Relationships are for gays.

Fixed.

[Pulverizer]

*gay* Relationships are for gays.

Fixed.

I'll post a photo of my arse if you're that desperate.

[Twaddlefish]

*gay* Relationships are for gays.

Fixed.

I'll post a photo of my arse if you're that desperate.

Any hole's a goal, cowboy.


On topic, there's a girl back home who I can't have because I'm over here. So I have to wait 4 months before I can sweep her off her feet.

[Happy_little_boozer]

I fuckin' suck at relationships. Haven't had one in about a year.
I tried a long distance relationship, about as long as you can get. (She lives in Australia) But obviously that didn't work out as I only see her once every 3 years lol. She's over in May this year though! I feel like Jim off American Pie waiting for Nadia hahaha