The Relationships Thread

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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby axisundone » Sat Apr 19, 2008 4:24 pm

3 years without a girlfriend and feelin' pretty good to be honest.
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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby *red* » Mon Apr 21, 2008 8:45 am

No men really interested in me in 2 years then like buses 3 come along at once. Shame they all live too far for me to want more (not a long distance kind of gal)

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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby Rob Bannister » Mon Apr 21, 2008 9:40 am

Best (in hindsight) / worst rejection I ever had was "You're like a brother to me. I can't go out with you!"

Wish I'd had the balls to say "So you f**k your brother when you get pissed then, do you?"
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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby Freakshow Nightmare » Mon Apr 21, 2008 11:05 am

I'm gonna buck the trend by saying that I'm very happy with my girlfriend, and she's celebrating out two months by kissing another man.

Actually, it's in a play, and the guy's terrified of me, despite having never met me. Actually, that's probably why.
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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby Kylan_Paassa » Mon Apr 21, 2008 1:35 pm

Pulverizer wrote:Relationships are for gays.

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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby Kylan_Paassa » Mon Apr 21, 2008 1:35 pm

adlym wrote:
Pulverizer wrote:*gay* Relationships are for gays.


Fixed.

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Postby heavymetalfan » Tue Apr 22, 2008 1:58 am

Currently single, last girl I was involved with was long distance(me not usually being the type for that). Went to visit her in Wales but in the end it was not meant to be, she was abit of a twat to but it bluntly hahaha oh well atleast I got to stay at one of my best friends house whom I hadn't seen in a while and had an awesome time at despite the girl problems. Atleast I have my friends
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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby PurpleJellyfish » Sun Apr 27, 2008 8:43 am

As of Friday... back to the life in a singleton.

Woo. and Hoo. lol

Out of a bad relationship though.

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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby Twaddlefish » Sun Apr 27, 2008 12:31 pm

Girls are confooosing.

When one suggests watching porn with you and ONLY you, am I right in thinking she's being a tad of a cocktease and then goes and hooks up with another guy 2 days later?
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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby Xzar » Sun Apr 27, 2008 11:46 pm

Twaddlefish wrote:Girls are confooosing.

When one suggests watching porn with you and ONLY you, am I right in thinking she's being a tad of a cocktease and then goes and hooks up with another guy 2 days later?


Yep

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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby Twaddlefish » Mon Apr 28, 2008 12:49 am

Xzar wrote:
Twaddlefish wrote:Girls are confooosing.

When one suggests watching porn with you and ONLY you, am I right in thinking she's being a tad of a cocktease and then goes and hooks up with another guy 2 days later?


Yep


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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby Sherry » Mon Apr 28, 2008 6:38 am

Xzar wrote:
Twaddlefish wrote:Girls are confooosing.

When one suggests watching porn with you and ONLY you, am I right in thinking she's being a tad of a cocktease and then goes and hooks up with another guy 2 days later?


Yep


Yep.

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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby The Warlord » Sat May 03, 2008 1:53 am

Ok so round about a year ago i was seeing this cool girl that was totally into me, alot younger than me but that didn't really matter i liked her (just not enough). At the same time a girl at work who i've basically been in love with for 4-5 years had started asking about my girlfriend and if i was still seeing her and everytime she mentioned my girlfriends she'd say her name in a sarcastic way like she was jelous! Everyone we work with and all all our friends know how i feel about her, one of my best mates said i should go for it and i said i wasn't sure. Then he got talking to one of her best girl mates and she said i'm sure theres summat goin off between them two she's always off to meet him, cuddling each other ect. This got back to me when i was drunk one night so thought fuck it maybe there right. Got really drunk finished with my girlfriend and told the other one how i felt, that's when i got the "i just think of you as a mate"speech and i relied is it cos you don't like me that way or you're worried we'll ruin a friendship? i got the "i don't like you that way" thing, if were ever on our own it's uncomfatable silence no convo at all unless some one else is there, i'll try talking and just get yes or no answers! Anyway she's always insulting me but not really in a milicious way, so in return i do it back, and like if i say "you make me sick" she'll say "love sick". It was her birthday the other day and as a joke i got her a gigantic birthday card saying "to my wonderfull girlfriend" and a nice prezzie i was expecting her to tjhrow it away but was suprised when she told me she kept them both. Anyway today i got really sick of trying and was a bit pissed off so when we was joking about together i said "i don't know what i ever fucking saw in you!" her reply was "my stunning good looks, addictive personality ect. ect. " and now for some stupid reason (cos i'm drunk) i've just text her saying that i can't feel like this n e more and i need to get her out of my head, that i can't carry on like a love sick puppy n its doin my head in so from now on no fucking flirtin wi each other ect i'll still talk 2 her n stuff but thats it! i know shes gonna pull me up on this probably infront of aload of people and make me feel like a cunt and i'm gonna teally regret sending that msg even though i needed to get it off my chest :x grrrrr weomen
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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby Freakshow Nightmare » Sat May 03, 2008 8:30 am

The Warlord wrote:Fucking women


I've summed up your quote for you, and I wholly agree with you.

Seriously that's a fucked up situation, but I think you're right to get out of it, by whatever means. Good luck.
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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby Jakkake » Sat May 03, 2008 11:45 am

impervious wrote:
Wish I'd had the balls to say "So you f**k your brother when you get pissed then, do you?"


Aaaahaha. That's made my day. Thank you impervious.