The Relationships Thread

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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby Azrael~Azure » Thu May 08, 2008 4:50 pm

I've got more than one set of car keys...... :rolleyes:
*throws them all*

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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby Twaddlefish » Fri May 09, 2008 5:39 am

*red* wrote:
Twaddlefish wrote:I'm at that stage where I'm single and content with it, I value the time I get to myself.



I am like this at the moment.

Enjoying being carefree and single and loving it.
Been a long time since I felt like this, and now I am getting the ofers! damn law of sod


Haha, welcome to my last term at uni. But in the end, I decided it'd be rude not to say yes (never mind the fact that one who kissed me I was MENTAL about)! :lol:
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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby Twaddlefish » Fri May 09, 2008 5:40 am

*red* wrote:
Twaddlefish wrote:I'm at that stage where I'm single and content with it, I value the time I get to myself.



I am like this at the moment.

Enjoying being carefree and single and loving it.
Been a long time since I felt like this, and now I am getting the ofers! damn law of sod


Haha, welcome to my last term at uni. But in the end, I decided it'd be rude not to say yes (never mind the fact that one who kissed me I was MENTAL about)! :lol:
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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby *red* » Fri May 09, 2008 8:44 am

impervious wrote:Car keys in the fruitbowl! - NOW!!!!!!



I do not have a car :(
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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby nevermore_sarah » Fri May 09, 2008 1:50 pm

Me either.... :( Right now I don't have any house keys either :s should probably sort that out haha!

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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby Miko5 » Fri May 09, 2008 4:17 pm

My ex dumped me three days before Christmas, but for the past three months has been phoning every week trying to persuade me to get back together with him... Unlucky for him that I'm actually enjoying being on my own at the moment, so I'm having none of it. Plus he didn't really like me listening to metal, so when I am ready to start a relationship again, that will be my only prerequisite - the guy must like metal!

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Postby hairyscarymark » Fri May 09, 2008 6:14 pm

Miko5 wrote: Plus he didn't really like me listening to metal, so when I am ready to start a relationship again, that will be my only prerequisite - the guy must like metal!


Not liking you listening to metal is a non-starter
or
"If you're not into metal. You're not my friend"

I made a list of requirements a few months a go:-

Must like heavy metal, preferably of the Manowar variety.
Also must like Science Fiction, preferably Star Trek
Not essential but better if they also regularly wear dominatrix style clothes.

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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby Big D » Fri May 09, 2008 6:41 pm

hairyscarymark wrote:
Miko5 wrote: Plus he didn't really like me listening to metal, so when I am ready to start a relationship again, that will be my only prerequisite - the guy must like metal!


Not liking you listening to metal is a non-starter
or
"If you're not into metal. You're not my friend"

I made a list of requirements a few months a go:-

Must like heavy metal, preferably of the Manowar variety.
Also must like Science Fiction, preferably Star Trek
Not essential but better if they also regularly wear dominatrix style clothes.


I wouldn't go so far as "Must like metal (or fantasy or war films or eating meat or whatever)" but "Must be able to tolerate me liking these things" would be absolutely vital.
Hmm. Wonder if handing out a questionaire would work?

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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby The Warlord » Fri May 09, 2008 7:04 pm

Big D wrote:
hairyscarymark wrote:
Miko5 wrote: Plus he didn't really like me listening to metal, so when I am ready to start a relationship again, that will be my only prerequisite - the guy must like metal!


Not liking you listening to metal is a non-starter
or
"If you're not into metal. You're not my friend"

I made a list of requirements a few months a go:-

Must like heavy metal, preferably of the Manowar variety.
Also must like Science Fiction, preferably Star Trek
Not essential but better if they also regularly wear dominatrix style clothes.


I wouldn't go so far as "Must like metal (or fantasy or war films or eating meat or whatever)" but "Must be able to tolerate me liking these things" would be absolutely vital.
Hmm. Wonder if handing out a questionaire would work?



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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby Metalchemyst » Sat May 10, 2008 1:56 am

Nikki Sixx:

"If you love someone, hunt them down, and if they don't love you, kill 'em."


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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby Big D » Sat May 10, 2008 8:24 am

The Warlord wrote:
Big D wrote:
hairyscarymark wrote:
Not liking you listening to metal is a non-starter
or
"If you're not into metal. You're not my friend"

I made a list of requirements a few months a go:-

Must like heavy metal, preferably of the Manowar variety.
Also must like Science Fiction, preferably Star Trek
Not essential but better if they also regularly wear dominatrix style clothes.


I wouldn't go so far as "Must like metal (or fantasy or war films or eating meat or whatever)" but "Must be able to tolerate me liking these things" would be absolutely vital.
Hmm. Wonder if handing out a questionaire would work?



:o Looks like we have a match! You Go Guys! :evillaff: :lol:


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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby Twaddlefish » Sat May 10, 2008 9:20 am

Metalchemyst wrote:Nikki Six:

"If you love someone, hunt them down, and if they don't love you, kill 'em."


(I am not responsible for any tragic consequencies of this post.)


*gets his Love Gun*

In-your-endo! 8)

Actually, I've never had a girlfriend who's been into metal.
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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby The Warlord » Sat May 10, 2008 9:44 am

Big D wrote: Just so's you know, I'm currently trying to make your brain explode with the power of my mind.

:)


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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby *red* » Mon May 12, 2008 8:47 am

Never been out with a guy that likes metal more than me. (although only ever had 2 boyfriends)
First boyfriend- more of a cyber goth/ metaller
Second- Punk



My only criteria is must like Iron Maiden!! or atleast appreciate my obession with them.
Long hair/ dredds bonus too- SWOON.
If your Bruce Dickinson your an automatic WIN


(ummmmmmmmmmmmm Bruce)

HairyScaryMark- you know I love metal, star trek and well no comment on the other criteria :P ha ha ha :lol:
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Re: The Relationships Thread

Postby The Warlord » Mon May 12, 2008 1:01 pm

Criteria- Must Think Europe are Awesome! :D
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