What made you Lol Today?

[Moonburp]

Woke up to find a whole load of empties in the washing machine and someone's helpfully permanent markered "TOILET" on the bathroom door.

These things don't piss me off, I love witnessing the effects drunk logic sometimes.

[Turbo]

[TheLotusEater193]

[Jobdone]

[kanet666]

For some bizarre reason a girl from downstairs has taken one of my boots and named it Bella. People be crazy

[Jim]

(Mac OSX, Linux, other POSIX in a terminal)
traceroute 216.81.59.173

(Windows, in a Command Prompt)
tracert 216.81.59.173

Genius.

[tranmerefan]

My mate has installed, for some reason, led lights that change colour (to jazz the room up he says).

Long story short we had a disco with those lights flashing whilst listening to Turisas's Rasputin.

It's now known as a One Man Gay Disco. Which is also a new euphimism for wanking. I can't remember why; I was too busy sneakily adding black metal onto the sonos.

[flo]

just in time for Valentines.

[Jobdone]

[flo]

HAH
This is how I often feel, then I remember about valentines day when I was with someone. It wasn't romantic. We forgot until 8pm, so ordered a pizza and had a quick bonkarooney, pretty much what we did most weekends

[Turbo]

Ah fuck.



Oh yeah, I remember what excuse I was going to use. I forgot.



Oh wait I have a girlfriend.

[georgebailey96]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6kMWLYYcAYw

[Womble]

Was working the 7pm-2am shift at the bar tonight, so when I was done I had a pint and then nipped out for a fag. A German bird who I'd been serving was now completely wrecked and started hitting on me in broken English and called me a "fucking twat" and stormed off because I couldn't understand half of what she was saying. She went inside and proceeded to hit on my mate, who couldn't understand half of what she was saying either.

[Jobdone]

[Purple n Batty]