Postby Matty_the_Emo_Slayer » Fri Aug 02, 2013 7:08 pm
Yeah. I'm sorry to say it because I've defended TNA loads over the years, but they're going down the shitter and soon. And mostly it's their own fault.
They've taken too long before jettisoning Sting. This was obviously to facilitate him being the first entrant in their HoF (which looks like it will have all of 2 members before they fold), but why couldn't they let him go to WWE for his retirement run BEFORE they set him up then induct him at a later date? Kurt Angle's plan was obviously to follow suit and have a retirement run in WWE. Again, why not let him do that and bring him back to go in their hall of fame after? If those 2 guys had gone 2 years ago they'd have alleviated so much pressure on their main event bottleneck. Jeff Hardy's another one. He'll put himself in a wheelchair before he's able to return to WWE. When you botch your finisher own 50% of the time (or 100% of the time in the case of Sting and the Scorpion Deathlock) really you ought to start thinking about stopping stinking up TV time that could be better spent on people in their prime.
When it came to trying to create new top stars more often than not they got it wrong. James Storm? Not on the same level wrestling-wise as the rest of the roster, one-dimensional promos and only appeals to Southern fans. Not what you need when you're trying to expand nationally. Chris Sabin? Don't get me wrong he's a phenomenal talent and the whole recovery angle was good, but he's not the guy you should put a belt on when you're clearly in financial difficulty. AJ Styles' heel persona? Way too drawn out. Assuming he's booked to win the BFG series that's like what- 18 months between starting the storyline and the payoff? Ken Anderson? Using former WWE main eventers as your top stars is one thing, using their outcasts is another and it just makes you look like a joke to WWE fans- the people you're trying to attract to boost your ratings. Bully Ray? If he'd have become world champ at the height of his tweener run he could've steered the sinking ship, but since then he's been an awkward babyface and then a full-blown heel, and suddenly has lost the ability to win by wrestling. Great booking guys.
At least with Austin Aries and Bobby Roode they got it 100% spot on.
The storylines that made sense and had potential they rushed and the ones that were shit to begin with have been drawn out for too long. Joseph Park? Do TNA even have a payoff for this in mind any more? And yet the August 1st warnings storyline doesn't even get a build-up on the TV show, meaning only fans who follow them on Twitter are aware of it. I have them on Twitter and I only even found out about it because I was tweeting live during RAW on Monday! Crimson's undefeated streak was a great idea. What should we do with it? I don't know. Who cares. If we can't think of a good payoff for it let's just have him lose to James Storm in a squash match, send him back to OVW (which have you watched recently? if those are the stars of the future we might as well stop watching now) for over a year, let him have 2 more matches then just fire him.
As for the rest of the booking over the past few years it's been pretty much this; so and so comes to the ring, so and so is angry and calls out other so and so, so and so brawl, Hulk Hogan comes out, says something incoherent, Tenay announces them for the main event, main event builds into next PPV main event, world title changes hands, heel turn happens during main event or straight after, heel faction rules the company for the next year in a completely non-ripping off the NWO manner. Bring in some bad actors for terrible soap opera storylines and you're good to go.
They repeat old WCW storylines ad nauseam and wonder why they have a 1.1 rating for Impact. WCW Nitro lost the Monday Night Wars, remember guys??
The amount of talent they've wasted is shocking. Matt Morgan should've been world champ 3 years ago. He's going to spend the rest of his life never been counted where he should because someone couldn't get their shit together. Nigel McGuinness had his life ruined because of the same reason. Joey Ryan, Christopher Daniels, Christian York... all completely misused.
Most of all they failed because they didn't realise their margin of error was so much lower than WWE's. The Claire Lynch storyline could've happened on RAW and they'd have realised their mistake, dumped it the next week and then made a joke about it in 10 year's time. People see that on TNA and their likely to stop watching in disgust and never go back and it's because of shit like that their won't be a 10 years time for them.
Also- Rob Terry, Robbie E and Jesse Goderz. There really just is no excuse for the past 3 years of that shit. Watching reruns of WCW Thunder is more entertaining than that.
One positive thing I will say, the Knockouts division has been pretty good recently. They've made the most out of some bad wrestlers and let the good ones have the best matches they've had in years. But fuck Dixie Carter up the arse with a rusty chainsaw. Since they let go Taeler Hendrix without even giving her a chance on TV she's revealed that Dixie told her she was too fat to be on TV. Are we looking at the same woman? What do you want her to do to lose weight, get a breast reduction? Cut off a fucking leg or something? If she's fat then Mickie James, Velvet Sky and ODB are fucking obese.
/rant
/TNA
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