The Relationships Thread

[MentalInfestation]

The thing I object to is being called someone's "bird"... Do I have feathers? No! So I'm clearly not a bird!

Ah but birds are very pretty

Especially owls and falcons , one of the best days of my life flying them

...No. I don't have wings or feathers, so I am not a bird. It just makes me cringe when I hear people referring to their gfs as their "bird".

[ANDREWHALL28]

The thing I object to is being called someone's "bird"... Do I have feathers? No! So I'm clearly not a bird!

Ah but birds are very pretty

Especially owls and falcons , one of the best days of my life flying them

...No. I don't have wings or feathers, so I am not a bird. It just makes me cringe when I hear people referring to their gfs as their "bird".

Is lass ok , it's a habit I have ?

[herzeleid]

Bitch is the best term for a woman. It covers 100% of females!

[MentalInfestation]

Ah but birds are very pretty

Especially owls and falcons , one of the best days of my life flying them

...No. I don't have wings or feathers, so I am not a bird. It just makes me cringe when I hear people referring to their gfs as their "bird".

Is lass ok , it's a habit I have ?

Lass is ok, bird is not. Do I look like a frigging penguin? No.

[ANDREWHALL28]

Lass is ok, bird is not. Do I look like a frigging penguin? No.

Nope in that picture, a bunny rabbit

[Strapping Young Kate]

Bird makes me cringe too.

I think I may have reluctantly and very shamefully used 'OH' once in a quick, dismissive way to avoid having to say 'boyfriend' again in what would appear to be a 'LOOK AT ME, I HAVE A BOYFRIEND' way when he wasn't actually very significant in the story. But yeah, I'm generally single so I feel awkward using any of the terms - it just sounds wrong when I say it.

[MentalInfestation]

Lass is ok, bird is not. Do I look like a frigging penguin? No.

Nope in that picture, a bunny rabbit

Yeah I got carried away with the South Park thing, making up pics of me and my mates that I'll probably never meet in Canada and Australia We're all pretty easily amused

[ANDREWHALL28]

Bird makes me cringe too.

I think I may have reluctantly and very shamefully used 'OH' once in a quick, dismissive way to avoid having to say 'boyfriend' again in what would appear to be a 'LOOK AT ME, I HAVE A BOYFRIEND' way when he wasn't actually very significant in the story. But yeah, I'm generally single so I feel awkward using any of the terms - it just sounds wrong when I say it.

I'm definately too old and too frightened of women to use the word bird nowadays

[MentalInfestation]

Bird makes me cringe too.

I think I may have reluctantly and very shamefully used 'OH' once in a quick, dismissive way to avoid having to say 'boyfriend' again in what would appear to be a 'LOOK AT ME, I HAVE A BOYFRIEND' way when he wasn't actually very significant in the story. But yeah, I'm generally single so I feel awkward using any of the terms - it just sounds wrong when I say it.

I'm definately too old and too frightened of women to use the word bird nowadays

Frightened? What's scary about women?

[MetalBeast]

One of my mates sometimes refers to his fiancée as "her indoors"

[ANDREWHALL28]

Frightened? What's scary about women?

Women are confusing, have more than 1 personality, get angry at the drop of a hat at silly things , tell you 1 thing and actually mean another

[Pagan Knight]

Frightened? What's scary about women?

Women are confusing, have more than 1 personality, get angry at the drop of a hat at silly things , tell you 1 thing and actually mean another

& if they ask you what do you think of the clothes she's trying on...RUN AWAY !

[NightEyes]

Frightened? What's scary about women?

Everything. And the fact your not men.

[MentalInfestation]

Frightened? What's scary about women?

Women are confusing, have more than 1 personality, get angry at the drop of a hat at silly things , tell you 1 thing and actually mean another

Yeah I agree with confusing.

The telling one thing and meaning another isn't the trate of a woman. That's the trate of a liar! I've met liars that are blokes and lasses.

[MentalInfestation]

Frightened? What's scary about women?

Women are confusing, have more than 1 personality, get angry at the drop of a hat at silly things , tell you 1 thing and actually mean another

& if they ask you what do you think of the clothes she's trying on...RUN AWAY !

I do that if my mum or sis ask me when they drag me clothes shopping, or I shrug and hope I don't get a bollocking for it.

Frightened? What's scary about women?

Everything. And the fact your not men.

What's the difference? Other than the fact I don't have balls? I don't see what the difference is Then again, like I said earlier, most of my mates are blokes.