What made you Lol Today?

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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby Littlemissmetal » Thu Apr 05, 2012 6:31 am

Went to see my friend and her nearly-one year old last night. She's now hit the stage where she's not quite forming many words but she makes noise in response to whatever you say.

Friend and her boyfriend having a mock argument over the remote with the little one joining in at highly appropriate moments was hilarious. I still don't like them (except her), but kids really do give some of the best comedic moments :lol:
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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby PhilMow » Thu Apr 05, 2012 7:41 am

VirginInvader wrote:He can throw the first punch, I'm not risking taking another 2 for instigating :lol:

Dammit. Foiled!!
I was hoping you'd do that :(

I was talking more of shoot outs with guns.
Hockey ones are indeed pretty good. Less chance of death too :yes:
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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby VirginInvader » Thu Apr 05, 2012 8:37 am

Matty_the_Emo_Slayer wrote:My housemate trying to get me to wingman him with these 3 girls tonight. I eventually agree after they went outside as I was going out for a feg anyway. He introduces himself to one to which she replies "I know. I'm your team leader in your new job, remember?"

:lol: :lol: :lol:
That's pure class! Sounds like the kind of thing I'd do too to be honest.
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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby PhilMow » Thu Apr 05, 2012 8:50 am

That's an awesome start for the lad.
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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby Matty_the_Emo_Slayer » Thu Apr 05, 2012 10:43 am

Even funnier than that was one of my other mates who he asked to wingman for him's response was "I would, but she probably doesn't want to talk about Sadus with me." :lol:
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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby PhilMow » Thu Apr 05, 2012 10:45 am

Ah man, it gets better.
That's why I never used wingmen.

Always choose your wingmen carefully.
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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby MetalBeast » Thu Apr 05, 2012 11:39 am

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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby Jobdone » Thu Apr 05, 2012 12:27 pm

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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby drummerduba » Thu Apr 05, 2012 12:30 pm

Jobdone wrote:http://magicaldeductions.tumblr.com/post/20499699340/ok-lets-see-if-that-thing-with-glasses-chicks


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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby Delightful-Jim » Thu Apr 05, 2012 12:46 pm

I tend to use wingmen as a crutch but by christ would I make an awful one myself.

I mean I think last time I tried I was so drunk I couldn't see so I ended up trying to get this girl who turned out to not be single, and her boyfriend was standing next to her, to eat my friends face. And they were both looking at my friend as if to say "..is he ok?".

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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby GetToTheChoppar » Thu Apr 05, 2012 1:53 pm

:lol: Sad, but true.
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Re: What made you Lol Today?

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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby MetalBeast » Thu Apr 05, 2012 3:51 pm

Delightful-Jim wrote:I tend to use wingmen as a crutch but by christ would I make an awful one myself.


Christ don't need a wingman, all da nunz is his bitchez, innit?
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