What made you Lol Today?

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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby fluffymoo » Tue May 01, 2012 9:41 am

Fjar wrote:Seeing that earlier made for a very jarring start to my morning.


Holy fuck, laughed so hard I now have tears running down my face and then I couldn't breathe D:
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Re: What made you Lol Today?

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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby Owen » Tue May 01, 2012 12:33 pm

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Re: What made you Lol Today?

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Re: What made you Lol Today?

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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby Womble » Tue May 01, 2012 4:05 pm

So a friend (who's not-so-subtly been trying to fuck me for a while now) who works at Starbucks is giving me free coffee when she finishes her shift today. She gets some packs as a bonus for working there and she's giving it to me because she's kicking caffeine or something.

So anyway, I'm suspecting a trap and that she'll try to sneak-date me by offering to take me to dinner or something. I told my flatmate about this and he's volunteered to come along to be an anti-wingman of sorts so I can make an escape. :lol:

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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby Dan Jenkins » Tue May 01, 2012 4:08 pm

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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby Jim » Tue May 01, 2012 4:09 pm

What's his strategy? Fly-in with his wang out, grope her tits, and hope to get arrested with her taken away as a witness, whilst you slink away 'not seeing a thing'?

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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby Delightful-Jim » Tue May 01, 2012 4:14 pm

You could just, you know, go with it? And if she actually asks you to dinner, just say "Yeah sure, as friends" or something?

Or stop being a sissy and stop leading her on :lol:
If I like it, It's probably awful.

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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby herzeleid » Tue May 01, 2012 4:16 pm

Womble wrote:So a friend (who's not-so-subtly been trying to fuck me for a while now) who works at Starbucks is giving me free coffee when she finishes her shift today. She gets some packs as a bonus for working there and she's giving it to me because she's kicking caffeine or something.

So anyway, I'm suspecting a trap and that she'll try to sneak-date me by offering to take me to dinner or something. I told my flatmate about this and he's volunteered to come along to be an anti-wingman of sorts so I can make an escape. :lol:


Unless she's a level 10 hambeast you have absolutely no excuse for not making her happy by sleeping with her like she wants. Stop being a MISOGYNIST and jizz all over her face.

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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby Immort_Reaper » Tue May 01, 2012 4:16 pm

Delightful-Jim wrote:You could just, you know, go with it? And if she actually asks you to dinner, just say "Yeah sure, as friends" or something?

Or stop being a sissy and stop leading her on :lol:

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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby Jim » Tue May 01, 2012 4:17 pm

I'm with the others, btw. Roll with it.
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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby Womble » Tue May 01, 2012 4:42 pm

I've got quite a few reasons for not wanting to shag her. One of them being what Sam said. *cough*

Delightful-Jim wrote:Or stop being a sissy and stop leading her on :lol:


I've never once led her on! I've made it clear quite a few times that I'm not into her, but it hasn't stopped her from trying. And if you claim that accepting the coffee is leading her on, I'll slap your silly Irish noggin. :P

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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby Delightful-Jim » Tue May 01, 2012 4:57 pm

But we apparently put alcohol in our coffee. In my eyes she might as well be asking to get smashed with you. :lol:

Other than that, I am of no use. I am inexperienced with that sort of attention from ladies :|
If I like it, It's probably awful.

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