What made you Lol Today?

[Owen]

http://www.jakeandamir.com/post/2496443 ... n-schwartz

[Applecore]

On a slightly related note, the worst place I've ever shat is Olomouc rail station in the Czech Republic. The cubicle literally had glory holes, one either side. In mid-shit, some guy entered the cubicle next to me and looked through the hole at me, so I poked his eye and filled the gap with toilet paper.

[tranmerefan]

Late to the party but I was in hospital once with a bloke with crohns who stated the true fact - "you know your're in dire staights when you need a shit in your local and go". Had to do it once, it was grim. Proper grim. For anyone that knows Wallasey - it was the Black Horse.

I do pride myself in throwing up in slightly unusual places through either drinking too much or dodgy stomach. Usually the former. We currently have Heebie Jeebies nightclub (which I had to wait for a bloke to finish having a shit before as there was only one stall - no door thinking about it), Boundary Park, the home of Oldham Athletic, Bidston Hill, Wrexham's Central Station music venue whilst Alestorm played Wolves of the Sea. The list is endless.

[Applecore]

I once used the staff toilet at work for a shit while drinking in the pub. All was fine as it's away from the customers and so I felt safe.
Until 2 girls from work (including one I fancied at the time) came in to the staff room to use the mirror and sink in the toilet to sort their make-up..
All I heard was "Aw, someone's in there..". Fortunately, they weren't their usual selves and didn't ask how long I'd be/take the piss/cheer support and went to use the customer toilets.

[Fjar]

I fucking hate pugs.

[Jim]

Intended on writing a quick response to Joe on Facebook about jobs and stuff, turned into a monstrous fcking essay

[Littlemissmetal]

I fucking hate pugs.

Me too. It's not a dog, it's a squashed up rat.

[Jobdone]

Intended on writing a quick response to Joe on Facebook about jobs and stuff, turned into a monstrous fcking essay

Haven't checked facebook yet.

I'll get myself comfortable.

EDIT: Most helpful essay ever. <3

[Fjar]

I fucking hate pugs.

Me too. It's not a dog, it's a squashed up rat.

As a breed, they are so fucked up it's unbelievable. If a pug sneezes* too hard its eyes pop out and have to be pushed back in. Yeah. Adorable.

EDIT: *Apparently pugs can't even sneeze because their snout is too short. Christ.



^ Average 'omg look at my adorable pug' picture on the internet.

[Jobdone]

Pugs are a couple of levels below hairless cats in "Animals that freak me out".

[Littlemissmetal]

Eurgh. Adorable certainly isn't how I'd describe that

Iirc correctly they're one of the main contenders as far as breeds where selective breeding has actually given the dog health problems, and I always have trouble stomaching that

EDIT: Hairless cats = wrong. Just wrong.

[andeh]

I can't stand people who have dogs as fashion items, ie pugs. And as much as huskys are adorable n all, I blame the internet for seemingly everyone wanting one now, if imgur is to be believed it seems like no one adopts now...

[Jim]

I can't stand people who have dogs as fashion items, ie pugs. And as much as huskys are adorable n all, I blame the internet for seemingly everyone wanting one now, if imgur is to be believed it seems like no one adopts now...

I've liked huskys/northern inuits/etc since I was a kid (read Call of the Wild when I was 8 or something) xD

[Littlemissmetal]

I've liked huskys/northern inuits/etc since I was a kid (read Call of the Wild when I was 8 or something) xD

Oh dear, you succumbed to the same thing as me that and a film called Balto.

Fun fact: Buck in Call of the Wild is part German Shepherd. What did I grow up with? You betcha

[Jobdone]

I always wanted a golden Labrador since I was a kid.

And then I met someone who owned a chow chow and sent me a bunch of pictures.

AND OH. MY. GOD. I want nothing else. Teddy bears that turn into bear lion awesome things.

My favourite; puppy chow chow.
http://i.imgur.com/VFXU0.jpg


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