What made you Lol Today?

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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby TheLotusEater193 » Tue Jun 12, 2012 8:21 pm

I feel sad for pugs though! They're only that messed up because of selective breeding trying to make them fit the criteria of the Kennel Club, yet as a result they end up with so many health problems, such as not being able to breathe properly due to their squished nose (they often fall asleep sat up because they can't breathe lying down) as well as spinal problems from their curly tails. :(

Yeah, I watched a documentary 8)

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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby Littlemissmetal » Tue Jun 12, 2012 8:26 pm

Yeah, I think I watched either the same one or similar. It was all quite sad :( was it the one showing King Charles Spaniels with skulls too small for their brain so they had a lot of nervous system issues and fitting?

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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby Fjar » Tue Jun 12, 2012 8:42 pm

TheLotusEater193 wrote:I feel sad for pugs though! They're only that messed up because of selective breeding trying to make them fit the criteria of the Kennel Club, yet as a result they end up with so many health problems, such as not being able to breathe properly due to their squished nose (they often fall asleep sat up because they can't breathe lying down) as well as spinal problems from their curly tails. :(

Yeah, I watched a documentary 8)


Same kind of thing with Persian cats too. That Snoopy cat that people are raving about atm looks just as fucked up as pugs do:

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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby Womble » Tue Jun 12, 2012 9:11 pm

They all look like they have Downs Sydrome. They freak me out.

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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby andeh » Tue Jun 12, 2012 9:14 pm

Womble wrote:They all look like they have Downs Sydrome. They freak me out.
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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby NeglectedField » Tue Jun 12, 2012 9:24 pm

Nah I'm not big on deformedy animals either. Also I associate pugs with American trailer trash.

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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby NeglectedField » Tue Jun 12, 2012 10:37 pm

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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby andeh » Tue Jun 12, 2012 11:08 pm

I would say that this image reflects my present situation perfectly.

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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby tranmerefan » Tue Jun 12, 2012 11:36 pm

I have had to explain to my mate tonight what the following meant;

-Wank bank
-Tit Monday
-Butterface

I know he's gay so doesn't spend his life ogling women and therefore defines the time of year by the skimpyness of outfits but come on. Must have a wank bank; he's male - it's the law.
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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby Womble » Tue Jun 12, 2012 11:37 pm

Tit Monday was a new one to me.

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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby Danroush » Tue Jun 12, 2012 11:47 pm

Womble wrote:Tit Monday was a new one to me.



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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby Noodle » Wed Jun 13, 2012 12:44 am

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Also, am I the only person who actually likes pugs?
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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby Danroush » Wed Jun 13, 2012 12:47 am

The amount of pages in the thread is my year of birth

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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby Kylan_Paassa » Wed Jun 13, 2012 2:11 am

I fucking love pugs. I saw a puppy one being walked last year and thought it was so cute I nearly cried :lol:
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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby Azubi » Wed Jun 13, 2012 2:22 am

I read last night that Facebook is adding an Insh'allah* button for events to meet the demands of the Middle East market. I personally think this is the best change to Facebook to date. It could only be topped by a 'Dislike' button.


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