Must've read about 30 of them, but this is by far the best.
I can't wait to suck the cock custard from his washington monument. Inserting a gerbil into my kipper dinghy got me gushing sex wee faster than a greased weasel shit. The thrusting of my soft tight anus was so vigorous, he soon found his man berries joining his blood-engorged mayonnaise cannon deep in my cocoa channel. The seemingly never-ending streams of creamy load emanating from his tenderloin truncheon soon had me coated like a plasterer's radio. By now, my cod crater was foaming like a slavering dog.
Out of every word for penis ever, blood engorged mayonnaise cannon just takes it.