What made you Lol Today?

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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby kanet666 » Tue Jul 31, 2012 10:51 pm

Applecore wrote:From a local Reptile pet store's facebook:
Reptile Mania wrote: Four-foot-long deadly snake named ‘Hissing Sid’ evades police who even scramble a helicopter to look for him
This has got to be the silliest 'news' story I have ever seen.

1. It's a Ghost Corn Snake. Not in the least bit dangerous (unless you are a mouse).
2. At 4', it could overpower 3 adults??? Please!!
3. A danger to kids? A hamster would be more dangerous. seriously.
4. The police went looking for it with a thermal imaging camera... a COLD-BLOODED reptile???
5. 'Experts' couldn't identify it any better than "a non-native species, probably a constrictor". Get yourself some better experts.


Daily Fail does it again :lol:


It isn't as bad as when a whole police force surrounded a field and got a helicopter out because they thought there was a Siberian Tiger on the loose when it was actually a large stuffed toy tiger, it was on the BBC News website a while back.
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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby Owen » Tue Jul 31, 2012 11:14 pm

My brother and his friend were walking home once and a panther jumped out of nowhere and stared at them for a bit, then it fucked off.
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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby Azubi » Wed Aug 01, 2012 2:02 pm

Like a mayoral white-haired walrus in pin-stripe and parachute harness, London’s Boris hung legs-askew over the masses, as if held there by sheer charisma and divine right, before demanding a rope and ladder to return himself to terra firma.


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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby Megadeth502 » Wed Aug 01, 2012 6:08 pm

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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby Matty_the_Emo_Slayer » Wed Aug 01, 2012 7:15 pm

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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby MetalBeast » Wed Aug 01, 2012 7:33 pm

The sideburns thing on Channel 4 News.

Matt Frei and Krishnan Guru-Murthy had fake sideburns on in tribute to Bradley Wiggins.

:lol:
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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby Imperanonn » Wed Aug 01, 2012 9:38 pm

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sd3NBSf4_GE&feature=plcp

Seriously this video. :lol: Everything on that channel is fucking class as well.
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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby Owen » Wed Aug 01, 2012 11:36 pm

Turbo wrote:Got to be honest, in comparison to pizza you can get take away or at restaurants - shop bought pizza is shit. Had another doner kebab pizza today. Shit is off the fucking chain.

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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby NeglectedField » Thu Aug 02, 2012 12:08 am

Imperanonn wrote:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sd3NBSf4_GE&feature=plcp

Seriously this video. :lol: Everything on that channel is fucking class as well.


The almost picking up chicks one is painful to watch.

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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby GetToTheChoppar » Thu Aug 02, 2012 10:51 am

NeglectedField wrote:
Imperanonn wrote:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sd3NBSf4_GE&feature=plcp

Seriously this video. :lol: Everything on that channel is fucking class as well.


The almost picking up chicks one is painful to watch.

"Can I have a bite of your food?" is worse. :lol:
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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby Womble » Thu Aug 02, 2012 12:22 pm

Friend asked me in the pub if I wanted to be a part of smoking "the biggest joint you'll ever see", so naturally I accepted.

Jesus, she wasn't kidding. It was over 20cm long and looked like it'd been taken straight out of a stoner comedy film... :lol:

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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby Delightful-Jim » Thu Aug 02, 2012 12:23 pm

Womble wrote:Friend asked me in the pub if I wanted to be a part of smoking "the biggest joint you'll ever see", so naturally I accepted.

Jesus, she wasn't kidding. It was over 20cm long and looked like it'd been taken straight out of a stoner comedy film... :lol:



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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby PhilMow » Thu Aug 02, 2012 3:20 pm

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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby MetalBeast » Thu Aug 02, 2012 4:01 pm

Womble wrote:Friend asked me in the pub if I wanted to be a part of smoking "the biggest joint you'll ever see", so naturally I accepted.

Jesus, she wasn't kidding. It was over 20cm long and looked like it'd been taken straight out of a stoner comedy film... :lol:


I thought this was going to be some sort of Gilbert Ratchet type joke and they were going to have taken you to a smokery that was processing a particularly large piece of meat.
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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby Beardy » Thu Aug 02, 2012 4:05 pm

Was it the fabled Camberwell Carrot?

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