If only that meant I was three times more likely to get it

Smindas wrote:Kick him in the shins. With knifey shoes.
Bisset wrote:I'd rather slap my balls with a cheese grater.
Jobdone wrote:
Turbo wrote:One day I'll get around to tasting Pussy.
Freyja wrote:I never used to be able to fit a whole one in my mouth. But now I can with ease.
TheLotusEater193 wrote:WHY IS IT SO TINY?!
TheLotusEater193 wrote:To be fair 1 and a half minutes is really good if you've never done it before.
fluffymoo wrote:Fucking hell, Mike - you really are wrong all the time.
Azubi wrote:Dan, after all of the lies and disappointment, I am surprised that you are surprised that BOA waffles shite to big themselves up yet again.
Freyja wrote:I never used to be able to fit a whole one in my mouth. But now I can with ease.
TheLotusEater193 wrote:WHY IS IT SO TINY?!
TheLotusEater193 wrote:To be fair 1 and a half minutes is really good if you've never done it before.
fluffymoo wrote:Fucking hell, Mike - you really are wrong all the time.