What made you Lol Today?

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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby Littlemissmetal » Wed Aug 15, 2012 8:27 am

Three agencies scrapping to put me forward for the same (albeit AWESOME) job in York.

If only that meant I was three times more likely to get it :lol:
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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby MetalBeast » Wed Aug 15, 2012 1:17 pm

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Aerosmith "walked the dog" on their debut album 1973, but that probably doesn't register as a percentage...they probably spent the rest of their time Kung Fu Fighting though...and taking rather a lot of drugs.
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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby Matty_the_Emo_Slayer » Wed Aug 15, 2012 2:00 pm

http://www.npr.org/blogs/thetwo-way/2012/08/14/158773637/leader-of-anti-semitic-party-in-hungary-discovers-hes-jewish


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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby JrHunter » Wed Aug 15, 2012 4:35 pm

Going through the Savage Messiah photos from the Sofie stage, SO MANY RAWK FACES!

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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby wee_tam » Wed Aug 15, 2012 4:44 pm

Who is Michelle and why are you waiting inside her and bleeding?

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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby peypea » Wed Aug 15, 2012 7:11 pm

My two year old nephew said shit today. It would have been bad if his voice wasn't so goddamn cute.
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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby ollie123w » Wed Aug 15, 2012 7:25 pm

the fact that our local county news papers front page headline reads:

ANIMAL PORN MAN ARRESTED

the fact that living in deepest darkest wales i think it was only a matter of time before i thought something like this would happen is priceless

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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby Twaddlefish » Wed Aug 15, 2012 10:25 pm

Hakin fans going nuts on the Behemoth live stream video because I expressed my feelings on his naked balls.
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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby Matty_the_Emo_Slayer » Thu Aug 16, 2012 1:23 pm

Jamie filling me in on all the craic I missed at Bloodstock this year over pints last night
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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby Danroush » Thu Aug 16, 2012 1:31 pm

Bloodstock claiming to have a highest ever attendance of 11,300 when in 2010 it said they had highest ever of 11,600 :lol:
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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby Azubi » Thu Aug 16, 2012 1:49 pm

Dan, after all of the lies and disappointment, I am surprised that you are surprised that BOA waffles shite to big themselves up yet again.
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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby Danroush » Thu Aug 16, 2012 1:54 pm

Azubi wrote:Dan, after all of the lies and disappointment, I am surprised that you are surprised that BOA waffles shite to big themselves up yet again.



Yeah, it's just that at least over-hyping something can be arguably justifiable to an extent. Apparently not even being able to count/know which number is bigger seems a little ridiculous though :lol:


Speaking of disappointment, what happened to them picking out 25 lucky ticket holders and giving them free tickets? Or was that a straight up lie to make people buy tickets earlier, because that's beyond hype and just straight up false advertising
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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby Azubi » Thu Aug 16, 2012 1:56 pm

V-Man got them all I think the lucky bastard! :p
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