What made you Lol Today?

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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby ollie123w » Mon Nov 05, 2012 7:43 pm

the sensation that is "Wizard People, Dear Reader"....

Essentially an ace re-telling of the first harry potter book, to a film. Comedy gold, here's a random chapter:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HPVhmZodaLA

Check it outs! :lol:

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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby Azubi » Mon Nov 05, 2012 8:05 pm

Official 50 Shades of Grey sextoys available at Lovehoney, all with '50 Shades of Grey' printed on them. Some people will sell owt just by sticking a brand name on it!
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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby Beardy » Mon Nov 05, 2012 10:40 pm

The guy behind the reception desk in my hotel had my key ready for me before I'd even given him the card with my room number on it, I think I've made an impression here! :lol:

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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby Lick Mars » Mon Nov 05, 2012 11:49 pm

My friend finally decided to show he is capable of human emotions and open up to me about how upset and distraught he is that his long suffering girlfriend finally left him for another guy. Popped round his place to keep him company for a bit since he's all lonely and depressed now, and the bastard starts playing and singing John Mayer songs on his guitar because they remind him of 'her' and all these other soppy OC-soundtrack style songs he's written about her. I mean he's a good performer but it was so fucking lame (and SLIGHTLY awkward) :lol:
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Postby NeglectedField » Tue Nov 06, 2012 12:02 am

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Postby Moonburp » Tue Nov 06, 2012 8:10 am

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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby Jobdone » Tue Nov 06, 2012 8:31 am

The fact that it doesn't matter how many times I see her, grumpy cat photos will always make me happy

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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby Katesyl » Tue Nov 06, 2012 8:40 am

Racist idiot I used to work with has now posted a Facebook status threatening to slit the throat, no less, of whoever's 'hacked his account'. Thought it was a bit fishy, and lo and behold, apparently they've been 'trying to come between him and his wife'. My fat arse he's been hacked. :lol:

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Postby Azubi » Tue Nov 06, 2012 8:41 am

Why is he claiming his account has been hacked?
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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby Katesyl » Tue Nov 06, 2012 8:47 am

Apparently 'weird shit' 'trying and come between me and Gina'. He's been caught out messaging a load of other women, then.

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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby Fjar » Tue Nov 06, 2012 8:59 am

:lol: What a coward.
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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby ollie123w » Tue Nov 06, 2012 12:00 pm

Friends facebook status:

Over sleep have a massive rush to get ready for uni, pay for a bus ticket to get in on time and then run up 5 flights of stairs, then remember it's reading week no lecture today.

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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby Delightful-Jim » Tue Nov 06, 2012 4:05 pm

http://machinehead1.com/board_posts/dis ... ion?page=1

Disney cancel a Machine Head gig.

I know they're an evil evil company, but by god this is hilarious :lol:
If I like it, It's probably awful.

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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby VirginInvader » Tue Nov 06, 2012 4:09 pm

Delightful-Jim wrote:http://machinehead1.com/board_posts/disney-forces-another-machine-head-cancellation?page=1

Disney cancel a Machine Head gig.

I know they're an evil evil company, but by god this is hilarious :lol:

Good on 'em. "Undesirable fans": I could agree more :P
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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby gelder » Tue Nov 06, 2012 4:24 pm

Delightful-Jim wrote:http://machinehead1.com/board_posts/disney-forces-another-machine-head-cancellation?page=1

Disney cancel a Machine Head gig.

I know they're an evil evil company, but by god this is hilarious :lol:


I'm sure they've done this before too. At the House of Blues maybe?

EDIT: Should have clicked on the link before writing :lol:
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