What made you Lol Today?

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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby Moonburp » Wed Dec 26, 2012 6:35 pm

Visiting my Grandad. "So Alex, your sister tells me that you've become a hipster. What does that involve?" was not the opening line I was expecting.

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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby Smindas » Wed Dec 26, 2012 6:44 pm

But it is by far the greatest opening line I've ever heard.

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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby Darkweasel » Wed Dec 26, 2012 6:55 pm

:lol: :lol:

Reminds me of "I hear you're a racist now, Father", from Father Ted.
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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby TheLotusEater193 » Wed Dec 26, 2012 7:54 pm

:lol:

My grandparents never ask anything about me, they just talk about their illnesses. This morning I was learning about spastic spasms.

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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby Darkweasel » Wed Dec 26, 2012 10:58 pm

TheLotusEater193 wrote:This morning I was learning about spastic spasms.

I learnt about them tonight while watching the Liverpool game.
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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby x-tempus » Wed Dec 26, 2012 11:21 pm

Darkweasel wrote:
TheLotusEater193 wrote:This morning I was learning about spastic spasms.

I learnt about them tonight while watching the Liverpool game.


this actually made me :lol:
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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby NeglectedField » Thu Dec 27, 2012 12:48 am

So my folks invited their neighbours round for half 6. They only moved within the last year so I'd not met them yet. Me and dad talk to the guy and and my mum sits in the living room talking to his wife, assuming that it'd be just a brief chat for like half an hour or something. Instead we end up getting pissed waiting for mum and the woman to finish chatting and they don't leave until half 11. The guy even put his shoes on the wrong way round.

Did learn in the process of getting boozed with this good fella my dad's story from when he worked in a loony bin about how he had to shove some old lady's prolapsed rectum back in...

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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby Smindas » Thu Dec 27, 2012 1:05 am

Rediscovered this gem of the internet: http://youtu.be/0mQaIMYIvYU

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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby Jobdone » Thu Dec 27, 2012 1:42 am

it's been like 2 weeks and this still never fails to make me laugh

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FWtO0cfgewY
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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby Bisset » Thu Dec 27, 2012 10:32 am

:rofl: Still love that
http://www.facebook.com/farseermetal

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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby VizardAmata » Thu Dec 27, 2012 12:01 pm

Azubi wrote:People queuing outside Next at 5.30 this morning in order to not miss the sale.


My sister was working Boxing Day (at Matalan), and apparently the place was already rammed at eight in the morning. Do people have nothing better to do on Boxing Day? Seriously.

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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby Moonburp » Thu Dec 27, 2012 12:55 pm

Someone making a 'funny' facebook status, submitting it to reddit, then linking the reddit page on their facebook.

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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby mikeftw » Thu Dec 27, 2012 1:03 pm

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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby Azubi » Thu Dec 27, 2012 1:10 pm

VizardAmata wrote:
Azubi wrote:People queuing outside Next at 5.30 this morning in order to not miss the sale.


My sister was working Boxing Day (at Matalan), and apparently the place was already rammed at eight in the morning. Do people have nothing better to do on Boxing Day? Seriously.


I only knew people were queuing at Next so early because my cousin was down there at 7 and was going on about the others as if they were the sad ones. :rolleyes:
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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby Jobdone » Thu Dec 27, 2012 2:47 pm

Big Bang Theory.

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