What made you Lol Today?

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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby De Stijl » Mon Feb 04, 2013 10:04 pm

kanet666 wrote:A mate of mine had someone try to chat her up in the following manner at a party last night:

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Some people :lol:


If that wasn't successful, your friend must be more frigid than a penguin's nipples.
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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby MetalBeast » Mon Feb 04, 2013 10:23 pm

I want to start my own multinational corporation. Not for the money or the power or cos I've got a great business idea or to actually achieve something, just so I can create the whole business ethos around quotes from Arnie movies.
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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby Jim » Mon Feb 04, 2013 10:31 pm

Don't even need to do that. Just form a limited company and sell your services (whatever they may be).

Then flaunt the Arnie quotes!
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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby MetalBeast » Mon Feb 04, 2013 10:46 pm

Actually, to make it work properly, I'd probably need to start off with a sensible business ethos and then switch to the Arnie one after a few months.

The main reason behind this is so I can make the internal training people (or maybe HR) give presentations and workshops on the new company ethos and them having to keep straight faces while doing it.

My role as CEO would mainly be spinning round in a big "boss" chair doing "Arnold Screams".
All right, so I MADE a mistake! ONE MISTAKE!
Can't a man start over?! Do I have to keep on PAYING?! HUH?!
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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby JrHunter » Tue Feb 05, 2013 12:42 am

I have a twin and he's in 3 inches of blood

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Me (not recent, but it's the closest photos I think there are of me pulling the same face as him)

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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby Beardy » Tue Feb 05, 2013 7:33 am

gandalf the red wrote::lol: And Beardy on the left. :lol:

Meaty Muffins. :lol:

Not me I'm afraid :P

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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby Nantha » Tue Feb 05, 2013 11:31 am

:lol: awesome

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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby Womble » Tue Feb 05, 2013 1:57 pm

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I like the new way politics is going.

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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby thehairyone » Tue Feb 05, 2013 3:12 pm

I just had to wash blood from the meat I was eating from my beard. I feel more viking by the day.
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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby Noodle » Tue Feb 05, 2013 3:32 pm

thehairyone wrote:I just had to wash bloody from the meat I was eating from my beard. I feel more viking by the day.

*swoon*
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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby Matty_the_Emo_Slayer » Tue Feb 05, 2013 8:48 pm

Womble wrote:Image

I like the new way politics is going.



They really should stop letting Sin Cara caption those photos
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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby jackcake » Tue Feb 05, 2013 8:48 pm

Look, I know we the Internets love cat videos but I fear the end has come. Cats the world over are taking the cheezburgers they demand and say NO MORE to their unwilling party to YouTube's massive success.

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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby MetalBeast » Tue Feb 05, 2013 8:49 pm

This twitter exchange between Ricky Gervais and Louie Spence

https://twitter.com/louiespence/status/298881100405673985

:lol:

Perhaps they should swap Warwick Davis for Louie next series and have a different partner for each new series.

...and a line from the trailer for the new Statham movie:

I always follow through...always!

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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby Fjar » Tue Feb 05, 2013 8:56 pm

Javeline missile in Afghanistan gone wrong. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AnZXWQOBjmM
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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby Jobdone » Wed Feb 06, 2013 12:00 am

Some guy on facebook going off on one about gay marriage.

I thought you only got that shit from yanks :lol:
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