What made you Lol Today?

[Matty_the_Emo_Slayer]

2 of my favourite songs ruined on facebook this morning. No way will I be able to listen to Manilla Road or Fist now and not hear "Lost in a Travelodge" and "Date rape and steal her number" instead.

[VirginInvader]

2 of my favourite songs ruined on facebook this morning. No way will I be able to listen to Manilla Road or Fist now and not hear "Lost in a Travelodge" and "Date rape and steal her number" instead.

You bastard!

[Bisset]

Companions may fail by falling asleep, but satnav lady will never leave me, until I enter a city centre and everyone/thing breaks out into full retard.

Until you've tried to find a venue in Dundee while it's going through roadworks you have no experienced hell my friend.

"Third exit on roundabout" - Cue me screaming "There is no fucking roundabout". 2hrs to drive to Dundee, two hours once there to get to venue. I may have stopped to have a little cry at one point

[keera_envenomed]

Hahahaha 'active traffic management.' Leaving the 4th lane/hard shoulder open to motorists even though someone had broken down on it. Yeah that works well doesn't it. Really was dicey and fully understand why the M6 is CONSTANTLY on Birmingham updates...accident here, accident there.

That's the reason I NEVER use it.

I still have not forgiven two female forumers for falling asleep while I drove it throgh the 5/6 interchange and around Birmingham... gorram it!

Screw you it was early

[Aaaarrrrgggghhhh]

[TheLotusEater193]

As I've mentioned many times my brother's been training me at the gym. Apparently a guy approached him to today and said how nice it is that he's training his girlfriend I think he was a little disturbed.

[MetalBeast]

http://www.shitsenders.com/

Unfortunately, it looks like they only ship within the US.

[Matty_the_Emo_Slayer]

[VirginInvader]

Going for a pint out of boredom once again turned into a big city night. Fucking hell I ain't feeling too clever at the minute

[Jobdone]

ALL GLORY TO JAMES

[Bizza]

[VizardAmata]

To be fair I think most people would have a heart attack if that happened to them.

[Matty_the_Emo_Slayer]

You know how sometimes when you know people only through going to gigs you never learn their surname, especially if they have a pseudonym on Facebook? Well I got a paypal payment there from my Estonian mate meaning I've just seen his full name for the first time, instead of his latinised first name followed by "Doomicus Metallicus." He's called Borissov. I don't think you can get any more stereotypical Eastern Europe than that.

[Slayer-ov-orcs]

. Incidentally I saw Iron Maiden in Paris the other day. It was so good.

[Matty_the_Emo_Slayer]

. Incidentally I saw Iron Maiden in Paris the other day. It was so good.

Did you see an Eastern European guy there who looks like comic book guy and ends every sentence with "ov satan!"? This was his immigration card