What made you Lol Today?

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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby MetalBeast » Thu Jun 13, 2013 6:45 pm

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...and a shit joke from PopBitch:

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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby JrHunter » Thu Jun 13, 2013 7:03 pm

Sitting talking with George on the IRC as we are the only two on. I've never felt more like a pedo... :lol:
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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby AnnihiSlateR » Thu Jun 13, 2013 8:55 pm

My mate messaging me on facebook, he went up into the attic to listen to some records, and his mum took the ladder down to hoover the landing, and then basically hasn't put it back, and everyone in the house has gone out. I know it's not massively funny, but it proper amused me.
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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby Jim » Thu Jun 13, 2013 8:58 pm

AnnihiSlateR wrote:My mate messaging me on facebook, he went up into the attic to listen to some records, and his mum took the ladder down to hoover the landing, and then basically hasn't put it back, and everyone in the house has gone out. I know it's not massively funny, but it proper amused me.


That's exactly how shit went down on National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation.

Next he'll find an old reel of home movies, setting down to watch them whilst unknowingly be sat on the loft hatch.
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Re: What made you Lol Today?

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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby Slayer-ov-orcs » Thu Jun 13, 2013 9:13 pm

My friend sent me this it is hilarious even if I have no idea what is going on http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3cqDXlfASMM
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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby tranmerefan » Thu Jun 13, 2013 9:53 pm

Went the pub, two mates drove past on the way to training.

Going home from the pub, same two mates drove past on their way home from training.

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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby TheLotusEater193 » Thu Jun 13, 2013 10:13 pm

"If I could make necklaces in my bumhole I'd not need a job" - Jamie Hunter

He can be so profound sometimes.

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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby JrHunter » Thu Jun 13, 2013 10:38 pm

TheLotusEater193 wrote:"If I could make necklaces in my bumhole I'd not need a job" - Jamie Hunter

He can be so profound sometimes.


Well it's true :P
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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby Delightful-Jim » Thu Jun 13, 2013 10:43 pm

JrHunter wrote:Sitting talking with George on the IRC as we are the only two on. I've never felt more like a pedo... :lol:


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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby Killing_time » Thu Jun 13, 2013 10:52 pm

The weather at Download has made me laugh today. I'm sat here in the warm with a hot chocolate relaxing whilst people are getting drenched and covered in mud at Andy Copping's extortionate festival.
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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby georgebailey96 » Thu Jun 13, 2013 11:48 pm

JrHunter wrote:Sitting talking with George on the IRC as we are the only two on. I've never felt more like a pedo... :lol:


Don't worry, I won't say what went on if you dont....
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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby Nantha » Fri Jun 14, 2013 12:41 am

Killing_time wrote:The weather at Download has made me laugh today. I'm sat here in the warm with a hot chocolate relaxing whilst people are getting drenched and covered in mud at Andy Copping's extortionate festival.

To be fair, hot chocolate and internet isn't better than a festival really, even if it's raining. You need to get out more :lol:

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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby Jobdone » Fri Jun 14, 2013 1:47 am

sometimes i love how retarded the internet can be

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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby MetalBeast » Fri Jun 14, 2013 8:40 am

Slayer-ov-orcs wrote:My friend sent me this it is hilarious even if I have no idea what is going on http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3cqDXlfASMM


That kinda reminds me of the old Madness videos.
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