What made you Lol Today?

[TheLotusEater193]

Walking to work a lad in his 20's was walking in front of me when he slowed down and proceeded to have a good ol pick of his bum crack through his shorts

Eww!

[Purple n Batty]

Walking to work a lad in his 20's was walking in front of me when he slowed down and proceeded to have a good ol pick of his bum crack through his shorts

A pick like picking one's nose? Or more like eating a Creme Egg?

A couple of fingers feeling their way between his arse cheeks. He slowed so suddenly I almost walked in on him. Hopefully he wasn't producing any shit from there as he was wearing beige shorts.

[Jim]

Walking to work a lad in his 20's was walking in front of me when he slowed down and proceeded to have a good ol pick of his bum crack through his shorts

A pick like picking one's nose? Or more like eating a Creme Egg?

A couple of fingers feeling their way between his arse cheeks. He slowed so suddenly I almost walked in on him. Hopefully he wasn't producing any shit from there as he was wearing beige shorts.

I'd give him benefit of the doubt and that he was struggling to remove a portion of his undergarments from his crevasse.

[NeglectedField]

[VirginInvader]

My mum's been complaining lately that I'm always hungry and that she can never feed me. She decided today to make something I couldn't possibly eat "just to shut you up." So yeah, I've just taken down 2kg of lasagne

[NeglectedField]

Highfive!

[MetalBeast]

[TheLotusEater193]

My mum has one of those tea towels from the primary school she works at where all the kids draw themselves to go on it. Apparently my school did one when I was 5 and my mum had to edit the one I'd drawn before we handed it in because i'd drawn myself naked, vagina and all

[Fjar]

My mum has one of those tea towels from the primary school she works at where all the kids draw themselves to go on it. Apparently my school did one when I was 5 and my mum had to edit the one I'd drawn before we handed it in because i'd drawn myself naked, vagina and all

Incredible.

[MetalBeast]

My mum has one of those tea towels from the primary school she works at where all the kids draw themselves to go on it. Apparently my school did one when I was 5 and my mum had to edit the one I'd drawn before we handed it in because i'd drawn myself naked, vagina and all

I remember my sister's year doing one of those tea-towels. Some of the pictures were barely recognisable as people. Your drawing must have been pretty good by five year old standards for your mum to tell that it needed censoring.

[VirginInvader]

Haha! Literally nothing about that story surprises me in the slightest

[TheLotusEater193]

My mum has one of those tea towels from the primary school she works at where all the kids draw themselves to go on it. Apparently my school did one when I was 5 and my mum had to edit the one I'd drawn before we handed it in because i'd drawn myself naked, vagina and all

I remember my sister's year doing one of those tea-towels. Some of the pictures were barely recognisable as people. Your drawing must have been pretty good by five year old standards for your mum to tell that it needed censoring.

I doubt it I remember seeing the picture on the tea towel. It was like a head with legs, arms and what look like suns as hands and feet

And shup Graeme!

[NeglectedField]

If I recall, I'd done my whole body while everyone else did just their head...or vice-versa, I forget, but it stuck out like a sore thumb. Every so often when fetching something from the airing cupboard I'd find it and it'd be a reminder of how much of a tard I was, and I'd be like this


I mean I was only like 5 but still.

[TheLotusEater193]

[corrupt_toolbox]

The Arms has basically all the same threads that it did a year ago.