What made you Lol Today?

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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby Bisset » Fri Jan 31, 2014 4:13 pm

Aaaarrrrgggghhhh wrote:
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thehairyone wrote:Dropped my Kindle on Moo's face last night while she was asleep. Didn't react in any way at all, except to keep on snoring.


What sort of weird convoluted way were you two lying? Or did you just launch your kindle at her to see what the results would be?


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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby Matty_the_Emo_Slayer » Fri Jan 31, 2014 6:35 pm

thehairyone wrote:
Bisset wrote:
thehairyone wrote:Dropped my Kindle on Moo's face last night while she was asleep. Didn't react in any way at all, except to keep on snoring.


What sort of weird convoluted way were you two lying? Or did you just launch your kindle at her to see what the results would be?


I was cold. She was warm. I did not wish to be cold. In the... movement... the kindle was dropped. Breath was held. When no punch to my groin was forthcoming, I began to breathe again.



My next question is, has she seen this and taken you to Bangkok since?



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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby Jim » Sat Feb 01, 2014 4:04 pm

Made an obvious dad joke with a power tool.

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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby NeglectedField » Sat Feb 01, 2014 4:05 pm

I don't think I could get away wearing this

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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby kanet666 » Sat Feb 01, 2014 5:41 pm

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Re: What made you Lol Today?

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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby NeglectedField » Sat Feb 01, 2014 5:56 pm

Geddit?

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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby Owen » Sat Feb 01, 2014 6:04 pm

Battering Ram
Turbo wrote:Got to be honest, in comparison to pizza you can get take away or at restaurants - shop bought pizza is shit. Had another doner kebab pizza today. Shit is off the fucking chain.

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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby TheLotusEater193 » Sat Feb 01, 2014 6:29 pm

My cousin telling me a joke:

A woman's just given birth, the doctor comes in and tells her he has good and bad news.

"What's the bad news?"

"Your baby's ginger"

"Well what's the good news?"

"It's dead"

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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby JrHunter » Sat Feb 01, 2014 7:31 pm

A girl I know thinks she's this big shot blogger, when she really isn't. But she did some thing today where she got guys to message her their thoughts on girls and she posted it them all. Obviously everyone took it very seriously


"They're like me but with less willies "


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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby Nantha » Sat Feb 01, 2014 7:51 pm

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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby Moonburp » Sat Feb 01, 2014 8:19 pm

My Dad's spent the last hour and a half mesmerised by r/cockpits

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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby Jim » Sat Feb 01, 2014 8:21 pm

Show him r/machineporn
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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby mikeftw » Sat Feb 01, 2014 8:50 pm

Someone at work today got a txt off a random number, he text someone elses (colleague) their number and we punked them hard. long story short they waited for 2 and a half hours for someone to show up and we sent them this pic with txt of "this is what i look like"

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Re: What made you Lol Today?

Postby Bisset » Sun Feb 02, 2014 12:09 am

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It's like a 14 year old deviant art project...
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