I want a drunk friend like drunk Bernie
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TXWD2bIUenY
This is taken from the Rooster Teeth podcast btw, then they make animations of funny stories etc. In case anyone was wondering.
What made you Lol Today?
- Matty_the_Emo_Slayer
- Denim Demon
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Re: What made you Lol Today?
My ma has this local TV show about aristocracy struggling to keep their estates with some of the people she's hired venues from in the past and the posh narrator mincing through some fruit bushes just exclaimed "I didn't know my cousin made his own jam, hahahaha"
I can get things like Downton Abbey, but this actually qualifies as entertaining TV to some people?
I can get things like Downton Abbey, but this actually qualifies as entertaining TV to some people?
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- MetalBeast
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Re: What made you Lol Today?
The new generation of programming languages has arrived:
https://github.com/lhartikk/ArnoldC/wiki/ArnoldC
https://github.com/lhartikk/ArnoldC/wiki/ArnoldC
All right, so I MADE a mistake! ONE MISTAKE!
Can't a man start over?! Do I have to keep on PAYING?! HUH?!
Maybe I should make another mistake! ...maybe TWO more!
Can't a man start over?! Do I have to keep on PAYING?! HUH?!
Maybe I should make another mistake! ...maybe TWO more!
- someone else
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Re: What made you Lol Today?
Former Bad Company singer Brian Howe started a Pledge campaign for a new album, somehow thinking that it's for people who don't give a shit about vfm, you have to pledge £40 before you even get a download. For some reason, he was expecting £100,000! He got pissed off when people pointed out the idiocy of the attempt.
Project now cancelled after a grand total of 15 people pledged.
Project now cancelled after a grand total of 15 people pledged.
- Delightful-Jim
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Re: What made you Lol Today?
Was just doing my thing at the gym, when a pregnant lady comes to the rack beside me and proceeds to squat twice as much as I was.
Her baby is going to be ript.
Her baby is going to be ript.
- Jim
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Re: What made you Lol Today?
Who the hell reads anything in sigs these days, unless it's an animated gif?
- MetalBeast
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Re: What made you Lol Today?
siliconfury wrote:
lol, verily
All right, so I MADE a mistake! ONE MISTAKE!
Can't a man start over?! Do I have to keep on PAYING?! HUH?!
Maybe I should make another mistake! ...maybe TWO more!
Can't a man start over?! Do I have to keep on PAYING?! HUH?!
Maybe I should make another mistake! ...maybe TWO more!
- MetalBeast
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Re: What made you Lol Today?
It seems there's an Irish Whiskey called...wait for it... Feckin Irish Whiskey
Might have to get some of that.
Might have to get some of that.
All right, so I MADE a mistake! ONE MISTAKE!
Can't a man start over?! Do I have to keep on PAYING?! HUH?!
Maybe I should make another mistake! ...maybe TWO more!
Can't a man start over?! Do I have to keep on PAYING?! HUH?!
Maybe I should make another mistake! ...maybe TWO more!
- Fjar
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Re: What made you Lol Today?
Louise Mensch is a goddamn idiot. http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/lo ... 56788.html
Luke_X wrote:Got a ruler out and I measure it about 11 inches. Which pretty good value in my mind.
Re: What made you Lol Today?
Louise Mensch is anything but an idiot. She's made an honest mistake here. And I will always love her for this:
CH3NO2 -- It's the only way to be sure
You laugh at me because I'm different. I pity you, you're all the same...
You laugh at me because I'm different. I pity you, you're all the same...
- Fjar
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Re: What made you Lol Today?
Sorry, but lumping together people of a certain colour or type of name under a 'Muslim' label is pretty idiotic, however you look at it. I'm glad she's resigned from active politics.
Luke_X wrote:Got a ruler out and I measure it about 11 inches. Which pretty good value in my mind.
Re: What made you Lol Today?
Her problem is the usual Tory one: She's not particularly likeable, and she's a Tory. Any mistake is leapt upon by anyone on the Left.
If it sounds good, listen to it
MetalBeast wrote: I got told off by the landlady for banging mine on the ceiling.
tranmerefan wrote:If there's one thing you can be guaranteed of, is that this forum complained about it. And we did.
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Re: What made you Lol Today?
Some top quality punnage here: http://www.reddit.com/r/AdviceAnimals/c ... ath_of_me/
Who the hell reads anything in sigs these days, unless it's an animated gif?
Re: What made you Lol Today?
"I don't always go to clubs... but when I do, I enter through the ladies room"
~ Adam Jenson
~ Adam Jenson