What made you Lol Today?

[Gandalf the Red]

So true.

[Matty_the_Emo_Slayer]

Game of Tyrones

"You're after giving him Fenian Lager!"
: lol

Good stuff, the gypsy spoof is the best though

http://www.youtube.com/?q=game+of+mobile+homes#

[Jim]

[NeglectedField]

"hey girl are you my old password because whenever I enter you I get told it’s not long enough and that I should try including some digits"

[Kanwulf]

Some woman I work with (in her 50s) talking about cleaning skirting boards

"No, no, I'll do it tomorrow. I'm a likes getting on my hands and knees sorta girl"

[someone else]

Some woman I work with (in her 50s) talking about cleaning skirting boards

"No, no, I'll do it tomorrow. I'm a likes getting on my hands and knees sorta girl"

Reminds me of one of the girls in our office who announced: 'I'm going to spread out on the meeting room table if anyone wants me'

[Gandalf the Red]

There's a Russian football team called FK Krasnodar. It sounds like a place out of a fantasy novel. The Sword Of Krasnodar.

[Jim]

[WorMzy]

[malicious_bloke]

http://www.nairaland.com/1906849/white- ... ing-spread

[Jim]

Joke thead got purged!



So a gorilla dies of old age at a zoo right before the zoo opens. It is the only gorilla at the zoo since they are not very profitable. However, the gorilla is their most popular attraction by far, and they cannot afford to go a day without it. So the zoo owner asks one of his workers to wear a gorilla suit they have in storage for an extra $100 a day if he will go in the gorilla cage and pretend to be the gorilla until the zoo can afford a new one.

Quickly, the new "gorilla" becomes the most popular craze at the zoo. People from all over are coming to see the "Human-like" gorilla. About a month in, the craze has started to wear off. So, to get peoples attention back, he decides to climb over his enclosure and hang from the net ceiling above the lions den next to him. A large crowd of people gather watching the spectacle in awe and terror. Suddenly the man loses his grip and falls to the floor of the lions den. The man starts screaming "HELP!! HELP!!!" Suddenly a lion pounces him from behind and whispers in his ear, "Shut the fuck up right now or you're going to get us both fired."

[malicious_bloke]

It's basically an episode of the mighty boosh...

[Gandalf the Red]

Are you sure it wasn't Chester Zoo? I heard they have strange creatures in boxes near the entrance.

[Katesyl]

These purges are getting out of hand again. Dream thread's gone too.

[Moonburp]

These purges are getting out of hand again. Dream thread's gone too.

What the fuck? I tried looking up some older posts for nostaliga times and they're all gone.