What made you Lol Today?

[thehairyone]

[Tet]

Hmm, fair enough, but does your slice of the population who identify as Christian a slice of the total population or just the working population?

Well, it was a quick back of the envelope calculation, made using the whole population. But if we restrict it to those of working age, you still end up with $19 trillion compared to a $16.7 trillion GDP.

[Jim]

The problem is we don't have a tool somewhere that let's us slice the data by Employed AND Christian. If you take just employed, then the numbers aren't far off:

Employed in Dec 2014: 147m (http://www.bls.gov/news.release/empsit.nr0.htm)

16.8tn / 147m = 114k.

[NeglectedField]

Apple be like "I must return to my planet"

[Turbo]

[Jobdone]

[MetalBeast]

Apple be like "I must return to my planet"

That apple is hardCORE!

[JamieH]

Shared a taxi home with some random American girls last night, I was the last stop so they all gave me a few quid each for their share. Turns out they weren't very good at maths "It'll be £12 all together, so £4 each", before I put my £4 in they'd given me £15. Basically I got paid £3 to share a taxi with them

Plus when I asked them why they chose to come to Coleraine for Uni they did the usual "Oh we're actually Irish" bullshit.

[Jim]

A teenage boy is getting ready to take his girlfriend to the prom. First he goes to rent a tux, but there’s a long tux line at the shop and it takes forever. Next, he has to get some flowers, so he heads over to the florist and there’s a huge flower line there. He waits forever but eventually gets the flowers. Then he heads out to rent a limo. Unfortunately, there’s a large limo line at the rental office, but he’s patient and gets the job done. Finally, the day of the prom comes. The two are dancing happily and his girlfriend is having a great time. When the song is over, she asks him to get her some punch, so he heads over to the punch table and there’s no punchline.

[thehairyone]

OUT, GET OUT.

[Smerphy]

That's my favourite joke.

[Gandalf the Red]

Shared a taxi home with some random American girls last night, I was the last stop so they all gave me a few quid each for their share. Turns out they weren't very good at maths "It'll be £12 all together, so £4 each", before I put my £4 in they'd given me £15. Basically I got paid £3 to share a taxi with them

Plus when I asked them why they chose to come to Coleraine for Uni they did the usual "Oh we're actually Irish" bullshit.

Americans innit. They always pay over the odds as they are so used to giving massive tips.

[Jobdone]

That's my favourite joke.

This is my favourite joke

http://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/ ... f_a_lemon/

[Jim]

Fuck me that's a long one. I'll have to get in my easy chair with a mug of cocoa for that one.

[Womble]

Oh you want long? Here's long... http://longestjokeintheworld.com/